Excellent - Cho!

Very funny!
. . . an unfortunate chipper shredder accident . . . cackling git with his
ribald off color jokes . . . gave his supervisor the postal meter proctological exam . . . scoop him up with a sponge and a credit card.
Current: Cho Chiyo +1 (obvious), Originality +1 (seance/communication with the spirit world/true confessions), Entertaining +1 (Gotta message for you, chunky), Continuity +1 (very smooth), Rule Breaker + 0 (no rules broken), Bonus + 1 (WOTD) TOTAL: 5
Current Volleyball 2004 Overall Standing:
Brad P: 29 O: 28 E: 29 C: 27 RB: -2 Bonus: 3 TOTAL: 114
felonius P: 26 O: 26 E: 25 C: 24 RB: 0 Bonus: 1 TOTAL: 104
Ghost P: 15 O: 15 E: 15 C: 15 RB: 0 Bonus: 5 TOTAL: 65
Aunflin P: 17 O: 10 E: 16 C: 17 RB: -1 Bonus: 0 TOTAL: 59
Kahrey P: 12 O: 6 E: 12 C: 11 RB:0 Bonus: 0 TOTAL: 41
Cho Chiyo P: 4 O: 4 E: 4 C: 4 RB:0 Bonus: 2 TOTAL:
18
Mrdude P: 5 O: 2 E: 5 C: 5 RB: 0 Bonus: 0 TOTAL: 17
laurie P: 3 O: 3 E: 3 C: 3 RB:0 Bonus: 0 TOTAL: 12
friendforlife P: 1 O: 1 E: 1 C: 0 RB:0 Bonus: 0 TOTAL: 3
Genres used: (~98 so far / I know I lost count now)
Action: Action, X-Men
Animation: Japanese Anime, Yu-Gi-Oh, Magic the Gathering
Comedy: Comedy, Slapstick/Odd Couple, Absurdity, Whose Line is it? (see TV), Childish Immature Symbols
Children: Children, Fairy Tale, Little Johnny Joke,
Drama: Drama, Out of Body Experience, International Espionage, A Cop Story, The Mafia, The Twilight Zone
Impressions (Famous Authors): Steven King (see Horror)
Impressions (Literature): Watership Down, Hardy Boys (see Mystery), Good Omens, Tom Sawyer
Impressions (Movies): 1950’s B-Movie Monster Flick, Beach Party, "Men in Black" (MIB), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (TMNT), Biker Chicks in Prison, Monster Week
Fantasy: Fantasy, Modern, Contemporary
Fiction: Modern Day, Urban Contemporary, Young adult, Coming of Age, Crime Fiction, Real Life
Horror: Horror, Gothic, Steven King, Sci-Fi Horror, Slasher Movie, Thriller
Mystery: Hardy Boys, Sherlock Holmes
Poetry: an Epic Poem, AD&D Filk, Haiku Duel, Sonnet, Prophecy, Double - Acrostic Poem, Japanese Tanka Verse, Diamante Poem, Skaldic Poem, Dime-Store Doggerel, Nursery Rhyme
Romance: Romance, Vomit-Inducing, Cheesy, Out-of-body Experience (quasi ghost story)
Sci-fi: Sort Of, Alien Encounter, Biotech Thriller, Drama, AI Apologue, Spy: Anachronistic Private Eye, Spy (Secret life of Robert Mitty),
TV: Twin Peaks, Cooking Show, Soap Opera "As the IBDoF Turns", Whose line is it? (Super Heroes), Star Trek TNG (X rated), Inside the Actor’s Studio (Existentialist Parody), Barbara Walter Special, Oprah
Other: Stream-of-Consciousness, Screen Play Script, Flashbacks, Epistolary, Call-in Radio Show, Autobiography, Experimental Story Structure, Story within a Story within…, Diary, Political Debate, Alliteration Ailment, Interior Monologue, Psychiatric Session, Military Epigram, Mad-Lib, Allegory a la Mode, Religious Text, Inaugural Address, Deus ex Machina, Tabloid Newspaper, TV Advertising, Double Entendre,
Séance

If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animating contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you,
S Adams