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GAME: Caption this photo

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How is this one for a start? Anyone want to try captioning it?

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"Fantasy abandoned by reason produces impossible monsters; united with her, she is the mother of the arts and the origin of their marvels." -- Francisco Goya: Epigraph to Los Caprichos, 1970
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Holy stop sign, Batman! Do you think Chief O'Hara will fix the ticket?
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Continuing the automotive theme, how about this one?

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Conspicuous Consumption Truck Stop Style
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STAR TREK TOS EPISODE: "Pit Stop" (closing scene)

SPOCK: All crew have safely returned to the ship, Captain.
CHECKOV: Dat vas zum of da vorst food I've ad. Even da replikators kan do bettah dan dat.
SCOTTY: Ach ... an they dinna ave any Skotch inna bar !
UHURA: And did you see the bathrooms ? Yuck.
SULU: Captain, we should hurry ... we're double parked, and an unmarked police cruiser just pulled up in front of us. If we don't hurry, we may get a ticket.
JERK: {intercom} All hands, this is the Captain. Prepare for immediate departure.
JERK: {signs fuel consumption report, and travel expense reports for the bridge officers} Scotty ... if the bar didn't have any Scotch, why's you're bar tab so high ?
SCOTTY: Well, they did ave sum fine Rye Whisky. Itz noh Skotch, but itz still decent.
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Exercise Plan "A"

Ready, Set, RUN LIKE HELL!
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Is that failure comes as a complete surprise
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One of my favorite quotes from Willow ..

"Hey, ugly, wake up!"
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If a penguin bangs cymbals together, and a polar bear does not hear it, does it make a noise?

I don't know. Try it, you may like it.
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"Holy cow!!! I need a clean pair of underwear!"
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I thought this would be interesting:


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:clap: All good .. more please .. :lol:
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Where did I go wrong? Let me check the book. Page 7 says, "Go to the hen house". Oh no! Hen house, not Dog house!
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"Hehe, Beagles are soooo dumb."
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All Right, Time for extraction Plan "A"...
The wonderful thing about not planning
Is that failure comes as a complete surprise
And is not preceded by a period of worry or depression
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