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Post by ChoChiyo »

Longer than you wish it would.

Where can I find a nice geek male to share my blissful existance with?
I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
Wandering through this world of woe
But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
In that bright land
To which I go
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Post by Greabo Girl »

Well, there's this IT teacher at my school... *cough*


What possesses people to dye their hair ginger?
When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes a-runnin'.

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The demon named Ginger Spice.


Where did David Beckham meet Posh Spice?
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In the place where they meet.

when is a huge asteroid going to hit earth and end all human life?
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Post by laurie »

Yesterday - Can't you tell?


If the rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain, how do the streets of Barcelona get cleaned?
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Post by Greabo Girl »

By oompa loompa, don't you know.


Why care about the ice caps melting if it gets rid of Wales?
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Post by mccormack44 »

You CAN'T get rid of Evaine?!!!!

Why would one wish to get rid of Wales?
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Post by gpackin »

Because the sheep are taking over.


Glacial Retreat, who gave the order?
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Post by violetblue »

Captain Kirk. But who's Number One?
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Post by gpackin »

You are Number six!

Who does number two work for?
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Post by gollum »

1.414213562

How many rules make up the Prime Directive?
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Post by Greabo Girl »

Precisely 7.85, bu we rarely count numbers 3 through 5.14

Who's be trip trappin' over my bridge?
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Post by mccormack44 »

Only the Shadow Knows!

Why do things go wrong?
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Post by voralfred »

Ask Dr. Kübler-Ross, she is the expert on things that go wrong.

How come things occasionally (but rarely) go right?
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Post by mccormack44 »

Because even gremlins make mistakes sometimes; they fail to obstruct happiness at those times.

How did you get the umlaut for Kubler-Ross when I can't do so?
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Post by voralfred »

Because I have a French keyboard with a "tréma" (only a german keyboard would have an "umlaut")

Why don't you have one?
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Post by mccormack44 »

Because I live in a linguistically isolated part of a linguistically isolated country (although not so isolated as it was 70 years ago).

Since I never studied German, why do I use German terms?
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Post by gpackin »

Because in a previous life you were known as Louise Auguste Wilhelmine Amalie.

Why are the most common German beers found in the US the worst examples of what German Brewing has to offer?
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Post by mccormack44 »

Because they sold their beers to "Anglos" who had no taste?; how would I know, since I cannot digest beer!

Why does it rain everyday?
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Post by laurie »

So the pretty weeds will grow big and strong.


Why do I have a pile of already-read magazines on my bed?
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Post by voralfred »

Because you can't help reading them over and over again, checking for spelling mistakes you might have overlooked.

Why is there always at least one error that slips through every proofreading and ends up into the published article, however much you read and reread the proofs?

would you check the proofs of my next paper, pretty please?
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Post by gollum »

Editors are innocent dupes in an alien master plan; assembling THE galactic codex - letter by letter.

Why is it that (lately) as soon as I move house, a natural disaster follows?
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Post by gpackin »

It's because of the freakishly strong electromagnetic field that your body generates.


Why is it that the people who have really bad body odor are the only ones who don't realize it?
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Post by Kuroc »

Because their used to there own smell silly. :P

Does Harry Potter smoke crack to fuel his magical powers? :twisted:
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Post by gpackin »

No, he eats shrooms.

Why do they dye pistachios red?
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