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tollbaby
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by tollbaby » Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:39 am
Fortunately, you'd be laughed out of court for being silly enough to eat chips with an open wound
And what manner of jackassery must we put up with today? ~ Danae, Non Sequitur
ChoChiyo
Artificial Intellect
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by ChoChiyo » Sun Mar 13, 2005 10:02 am
Unfortunately, some slimy lawyer would probably suck up over have of my settlement anyway.
I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
Wandering through this world of woe
But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
In that bright land
To which I go
mccormack44
Grande Dame
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by mccormack44 » Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:16 am
Fortunately you won't have to face this trial.
nzilla
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by nzilla » Sun Mar 13, 2005 6:24 pm
mccormack44 wrote: Fortunately you won't have to face this trial.
Unfortunately, you will have to face the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal... without a towel!
Ever since I started equating correlation with causality, violent crime has fallen 58%.
ChoChiyo
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by ChoChiyo » Sun Mar 13, 2005 8:18 pm
Fortunately, I have become accustomed to eating bugs, so I will dip him in salsa and devour him.
I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
Wandering through this world of woe
But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
In that bright land
To which I go
nzilla
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by nzilla » Tue Mar 15, 2005 12:03 am
Unfortunately, I doubt the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is an insect, and it'd devour you with the salsa before you even managed to get the cap off.
Ever since I started equating correlation with causality, violent crime has fallen 58%.
Echus Cthulhu Mythos
Carpal Tunnel Victim
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by Echus Cthulhu Mythos » Tue Mar 15, 2005 1:15 am
Fortunately, Cho tastes nice to insects.
The penis mighter than the sword.
ChoChiyo
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by ChoChiyo » Tue Mar 15, 2005 1:56 am
Unfortunately, I am deadly poison so the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal will die of me before he swallows the second bite.
I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
Wandering through this world of woe
But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
In that bright land
To which I go
nzilla
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by nzilla » Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:10 pm
Fortunately, that first bite probably won't be anything too vital.
Ever since I started equating correlation with causality, violent crime has fallen 58%.
Echus Cthulhu Mythos
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by Echus Cthulhu Mythos » Wed Mar 16, 2005 12:52 am
Unfortunately, if it is not anything too vital, she will live.
The penis mighter than the sword.
ChoChiyo
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by ChoChiyo » Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:26 am
Fortunately, it only nipped my bottom, of which there is plenty to spare.
And then it died.
Heh heh heh
I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
Wandering through this world of woe
But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
In that bright land
To which I go
tollbaby
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by tollbaby » Wed Mar 16, 2005 9:50 am
Unfortunately, I lost track at some point and have no clue what y'all are babbling about...
And what manner of jackassery must we put up with today? ~ Danae, Non Sequitur
ChoChiyo
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by ChoChiyo » Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:59 am
Fortunately, it was quite inane and therefore, you are truly missing nothing of importance.
I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
Wandering through this world of woe
But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
In that bright land
To which I go
Hunter B
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by Hunter B » Fri Mar 18, 2005 7:39 pm
"Explanation is not an escape from suffering."
- Gravity Dreams, L.E. Modesitt Jr.
Greabo Girl
Methuselah's Child
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by Greabo Girl » Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:32 am
Fortunately, you can now look at it for many days to come.
When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes a-runnin'.
But not to help.
tollbaby
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by tollbaby » Mon Mar 21, 2005 11:20 am
Unfortunately, I still can't see the bloody things
And what manner of jackassery must we put up with today? ~ Danae, Non Sequitur
ChoChiyo
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by ChoChiyo » Mon Mar 21, 2005 12:00 pm
Fortunately, I am showing a movie in my 5th and 6th hours today, so I can get some correcting done!
Whoo hoo!
I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
Wandering through this world of woe
But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
In that bright land
To which I go
Greabo Girl
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by Greabo Girl » Mon Mar 21, 2005 12:13 pm
Unfortunately, you will end up not doing any corrections because you will have been on IBDoF all through.
When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes a-runnin'.
But not to help.
Hunter B
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by Hunter B » Thu Apr 21, 2005 11:59 pm
Fortunately, I was able to save this thread from the doldrums yet again.
"Explanation is not an escape from suffering."
- Gravity Dreams, L.E. Modesitt Jr.
ChoChiyo
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by ChoChiyo » Fri Apr 22, 2005 6:05 am
Unfortunately, you are not available to keep it afloat.
I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
Wandering through this world of woe
But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
In that bright land
To which I go
Greabo Girl
Methuselah's Child
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by Greabo Girl » Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:04 am
Fortunately, others can.
When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes a-runnin'.
But not to help.
tollbaby
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by tollbaby » Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:41 am
Unfortunately, it seems that a large number of us are taking off for parts unknown this weekend
And what manner of jackassery must we put up with today? ~ Danae, Non Sequitur
ChoChiyo
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by ChoChiyo » Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:02 pm
Fortunately, I enjoy talking to myself.
I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
Wandering through this world of woe
But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
In that bright land
To which I go
mccormack44
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by mccormack44 » Fri Apr 22, 2005 6:03 pm
Unfortunately, a long-winded old lady has just posted after you, so you won't be able to talk to yourself, because you will have to talk to me and …
ChoChiyo
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by ChoChiyo » Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:50 pm
Fortunately, I *like* talking to ANYBODY.
I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
Wandering through this world of woe
But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
In that bright land
To which I go