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the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:36 am

Am trying to find a way to make the plot last longer, as people are engaged in mortal combat. (Which is not a healthy pastime.)

I may start a different genre at the end of this one, any views on this?

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:38 pm

Can I join?

Either, impervious

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:24 am

Impervious to what?

Ok, no prob.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:26 am

Right, now we have:

Kvetch (Good, british,polite)

Laurie (Good, enthroned,intellingent)

The Grim Squeaker (Either, eccentric,millionare)

Kahrey (Either, darkside=Cinders)

Voralfred (Either, forgetful in the extreme)

Gollum (Either, laconic,love to hate)

Ghost (Evil, gothic,direct)

Tollbaby (Evil, empathetic,huge pasty fan)

Echus Cthulhu Mythos (Good, retarded,extremely smart)

KiltanneN (Good, Crazy, a kiwi)

Susan Sto Helit (Evil, transylvanian, ruler)

Serineko (Either, didnt say, neutral)

Umsolopogas (Either, Impervious)

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 6:36 pm

In fact, Lord G. Squeaker is not telling the whole truth about Gollum and my Doomsday Device. Indeed, Gollum stole the bulk of it, but that is easy for me to replace. The only clever part is the triggering device, which I stored someplace else (which I don't remember presently, but just wait until I do...!)
since it is very difficult to trigger the device in a safe way for the user.
So Gollum took it to his secret hiding place in the Dark Tower, and tried to experiment with it. I would show you how it looks like now if only I could remember how to upload a .jpg image.

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:03 pm

the grim squeaker wrote:Impervious to what?

Ok, no prob.

The character I got my member name from was a very unselfconscious, thick-skinned fellow so I would like to literally thick-skinned; impervious to bullets,arrows. I could be a secret weapon.. hint, hint.

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:26 am

voralfred wrote: So Gollum took it to his secret hiding place in the Dark Tower, and tried to experiment with it. I would show you how it looks like now if only I could remember how to upload a .jpg image.

He, he!

While helping ravenwing with her avatar, Gollum himself reminded me how to upload an image.
So this

is what his Dark Tower looks like, after he tried to experiment with my IDoomsday Device

And here you can see me galumphing in front of the ruin of the traitor (what's his name, again?) who tried to doublecross me, the great Evil Emperor!

Edit: Thankssssss, preciousssss.....

Is this too large? I put one directly, and one as a link in order not to have too big a post. But apparently it is alrge enough to keep my bananas from dancing!
In fact, this is the "exploded crater" in the Krafla area near Lake Myvatn, in Iceland.

Post by **gollum** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 7:15 am

"We're not listening ... are we precious."
"No, no, not listening"
"Will we tell him?"

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[IMG]http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc118/gollum-greg/avatars/smeagol.jpg[/IMG]

If you have a large image the link method you used is best.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:29 am

It is very endearing to see this topic take off. I apologise for the slowness of the stories updates, but I find myself increasingly busy nowadays.

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:43 am

Your stories are very good. Quite entertaining. I wouldn't mind being in it.

Either, odd.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:00 am

Ok, now we have:

Kvetch (Good, british,polite)

Laurie (Good, enthroned,intellingent)

The Grim Squeaker (Either, eccentric,millionare)

Kahrey (Either, darkside=Cinders)

Voralfred (Either, forgetful in the extreme)

Gollum (Either, laconic,love to hate)

Ghost (Evil, gothic,direct)

Tollbaby (Evil, empathetic,huge pasty fan)

Echus Cthulhu Mythos (Good, retarded,extremely smart)

KiltanneN (Good, Crazy, a kiwi)

Susan Sto Helit (Evil, transylvanian, ruler)

Serineko (Either, didnt say, neutral)

Umsolopogas (Evil, transylvanian, impervious)

Oddball715 (Good, a bit like Kilt, odd)

P.S. Oddball, you may have to wait a while, as my spare time is the only time I can devote to drafting, and I dont have near enough of it as I should like. I would be correct in guessing that you are female? If not I will correct later. I'll try to make you as different from "the mad kiwi" as possible. I'll write you in now.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:13 am

Bit of a shorty on eighteen, but after Ep. nineteen I'm gonna take another break. (I kind of rushed into an ending)

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 3:33 pm

Love it and your guess is correct!

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:06 am

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:27 pm

I just finished reading your story, I didn't even see it untill today shows how observent I am, but I love it. I couldn't stop reading it, I think it took me about 4 hours to get through the whole thing, but then I am supose to be working

, anyway I just wanted to tell how great I thought it was, can't wait to read more!

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:40 am

Thank you, I have few few other stories that arent related in anyway to these, but I think it would drive me nuts sitting and writing them all out again. (I write them in journals)

Glad you enjoyed.

(I have ammended a few inconsistencies since, mostly Umsolopagas an Susans accents, I forgot to "Do ze right zink.")

susan sto helit · Post by **susan sto helit** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:07 am

Thats because you are silly. Is the wyvern dead?

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:21 am

Maybe, maybe not.

Welcome back, stranger.

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:37 pm

Zat iz not vat ve Dastardlians zound like.

Oh man, those accents!!

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:50 am

umsolopagas wrote:Zat iz not vat ve Dastardlians zound like.

Er, Um, how so?

*frantically scans stories*

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:48 pm

Are you making ze funny?:smash: Ze qveen shall part your head from your shoulders.

I'll stop there, those Zs may be infectious.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:19 am