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*Lifts one eyelid open* Noo.... Go Awayyyyy.....

*Sits up and shakes Kvetch violently - Points to Kuroc* Get him with your magic shtuff, Puppy!
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*whisper to Kuroc* I'd just got him to sleep, dammit. You deal with him.

*Puff of smoke and Kvetch and Kuroc swap places. Kuroc now has fuzzy ears.*
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*Gives Mr. Titanic E.D.*he he :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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*Ignores Kuroc*

Noo! Puppy! *Makes large sad brown eyes glistening with tears* No!

*Points arms at Kvetch and makes grabby-fingers before waking entirely.* I will not tolerate this! *Grumbles* You WILL return! *Pounces on him.*
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I can't believe this! I'm gone for 4 or 5 days and you're still trying to get your Kvetch puppy under control?! I'm beginning to truly doubt your powers, Mr. T. Here's what Kvetch puppy would look like if he were turned into chocolate:

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violetblue wrote:I can't believe this! I'm gone for 4 or 5 days and you're still trying to get your Kvetch puppy under control?! I'm beginning to truly doubt your powers, Mr. T. Here's what Kvetch puppy would look like if he were turned into chocolate.
Don't be silly, dear Violetblue. Had I not taken a mysterious and rather unexpected shine to him, he wouldn't be looking so pretty now. Instead, after several rounds of target practice you'd think I turned him into Swiss cheese rather than chocolate.

But I wuv my widdle pup! *Pats his head*

Your doubting my prowess as the greatest sorcerer in the world troubles me. Where is your faith in the King, dear woman? Bow your head in shame before me!
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Hey Titanic what do you like best pie or strudel?
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*Points down at Kuroc* You do not refer to me so informally. It is Mister Titanic to you!

*Raises his left eyebrow, then taps chin* Hmm. Pie. *Grins*
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Hey guys, look at this photo of Mr. Titanic I took! (He's surely the messiest eater I've ever seen...)


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OMG, he looks like the world's scariest clown (still shaking from the evil clown in that horror flick I just saw). Maybe I don't want to fight him after all. Or perhaps it's world's scariest clown combined with Clockwork Orange. Stay away, you evil thing!
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since when are you afraid of things evil? need i remind you of your evil score?
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laurie wrote:Hey guys, look at this photo of Mr. Titanic I took! (He's surely the messiest eater I've ever seen...)


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Ahem, laurie...
Are you sure this is Mr. Titanic? He did insist he was male, and this messy eater, though partially covered with the cream on the recently eatne pie, does look distinctly female to me....
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laurie wrote:Hey guys, look at this photo of Mr. Titanic I took! (He's surely the messiest eater I've ever seen...)


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*Collapses onto the marble floor in laughter* I'm not even going to touch on that one! :lol: :cry: :lol:

No... that isn't really me. Mr. Titanic isn't just male, he is also drop dead gorgeous. You would know if you were looking at Mr. Titanic. That picture is just sick Hahaha.

Messy Eater... I... Must.... gather.... breath! :lol:
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laurie wrote:Hey guys, look at this photo of Mr. Titanic I took! (He's surely the messiest eater I've ever seen...)


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Could it be some twisted form of idoltry - 'Puppy' Tucker Time?
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Look at what Mr. T is making Kvetch do now. Will the humiliation ever cease?!

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The answer is no. I'm afraid I must demonstrate my utter cruelty to the utmost degree before even considering it. Besides, that day wasn't really"Dress-Up," no, that is Kvetch's typical attire in my castle. :deviate:
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