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Post by **Mr. Titanic** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:08 pm

*Lifts head from its secure positon on his palm -- eyes growing wide with shock when Gollum enters* Its .... YOU! *Points his index finger down at him appearing as if he were about to cast a spell.* .... *Hand falls to his side.*

... *Marches straight down from his throne chair swiftly and punches Gollum square in the nose instead* *Grabs his amulets and drags them up to the center of the large room, gleaming with freshly polished black marble*

*Smashes them all with his foot before flooding the shards with electricity* There. No more hope. No more faith. No more chances!

[I'm bad to the boowwwn]

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*Disenchanted expression consumes his facial features as Kuroc attempts another silly ploy* Stop trying to tickle me with your ridiclous contraptions. *Lifts him telepathically and breathes a stream of hot blue-glowing fire that forefully sends him flying clear out of the throne.*

Much better.

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Kvetch wrote:*Reappearing a short distance away.*

Getting that super-speed upgrade was so useful.

*polishes nails on coat*

*Grins* Betch-Please. Nothing can overcome the boundless magic of Powerplay. I've already destroyed you. Observe:

*Points both index and middle fingers at Kvetch and Kilt - shooting two large bolts of blue lightning at them out of each finger, exthinguishing them instantly upong contact. *

But this is no matter.

*Rises. Opens his clenched fist sealing all doors tightly shut with his Millennium spell. *Points his open palm towards Kvetch, blasting the interiors of the throne with Hurricane-force winds that pin him against a marble column.*

*Looks to his side and using his mind, carries a collar and leash over to Kvetch, pinning it on his neck. The winds die down.*

Well, I had a better idea, rather than killing you, again. *Skips down merrily and grabs the leash, dragging Kvetch up and next to his grand oak chair at the center of the room, elevated above it. Pats his head gently* You can be my little puppy, pretty-boy!

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I will need someone to manage my security! Phhrew! This is exhausting!

Post by **gollum** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:44 am

Phsaw!, foolish child, think you a mere chocolate amulet my only protection...

/raises voice...declaiming in a chilling, yet strangely swallowing tone.

Nasty! Titanic ... now my precious, shall we show him who is master ...

daetara · Post by **daetara** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:24 am

Mr. Titanic wrote:
*Points both index and middle fingers at Kvetch and Kilt - shooting two large bolts of blue lightning at them out of each finger, exthinguishing them instantly upong contact. *

you extinquished your own fingers?!?!?!??? priceless!!

/rolls on the floor dying of laughter (which, in a cat, looks...weird.)

Post by **Kvetch** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:46 am

*Looks to his side and using his mind, carries a collar and leash over to Kvetch, pinning it on his neck. The winds die down.*

Perfect.

*With a gesture, a spark trails along the leash and disappears beneath Mr. Titanic's skin. No effect immediatly follows, but with all attention fixed on Mr. T, no one notices how Kvetch manages to free himself, until he is leaning against the marble pillar once more.*

/sotto voce: thanks for the help, daetara, I owe you one.

Post by **Mr. Titanic** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:34 am

*Drags right hand gently across his pale forehead, collecting loose and overhanging strands of black hair, tucking them neatly behind his right ear* Hmm... I'm becoming annoyed. One does not refer to the great Mr. Titanic as a child! Let alone foolish! It is you who is foolish, you sickly old man, for daring to trifle with my magic!

*Pauses to wipe froths of sylvia from the corners of his mouth* But I suppose you'll just have to learn. Let this be an eternal lesson to you!
*Snaps his stare away from Gollum and towards the Vortex of F5 tornado force force winds, water and infused electric current rushing for Gollum's unsuspecting self. It makes impact with a white glow that fills the room for an instant, and then fades away.*

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Perhaps you should pay more attention to sentence structure, pompous windbag! I extinguished Kilt and Kvetch earlier, but then again how would your pea-sized feline brain know the difference. *More Statement than question* But don't fret, I'll give you a new home where things are much easier to understand.

*Raises his open palm and points it directly at the laughing daetara, launching a beam of Psychic energy that, at the speed of light, sears the very air it penetrates as it hurtles towards her. A purple flash of light is all that is seen, and that remains.*

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My dear Kvetch... I'm on to your insidious plans. I'm just perplexed. How do you expect to physically harm me, an immortal spirit? A unique one as well. I may seem to have a body, but you can think of that as a magic.... trick. *Rips his own arm out of the socket and tosses it onto the ground - a new one begins to come into focus, as it appears to take the place of the previous one. On the floor, the discarded limb turns quickly to water, and evaporates instantaneously.* Now do you comprehend?

*Shrugs off his actions with a sigh* You'll learn to love me.

Even if it takes the rest of eternity to ensure that you do.

*Grabs each of Kvetch's hands and begins to waltz with him* Dance, Puppy!

daetara · Post by **daetara** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:11 pm

Mr. Titanic wrote:Perhaps you should pay more attention to sentence structure, pompous windbag! I extinguished Kilt and Kvetch earlier, but then again how would you pea-sized feline brain know the difference. *More Statement than question* But don't fret, I'll give you a new home where things are much easier to understand.

*Raises his open palm and points it directly at the laughing daetara, launching a beam of Psychic energy that, at the speed of light, sears the very air it penetrates as it hurtles towards him. A purple flash of light is all that is seen, and that remains.*

oh, your sentence structure was just fine. vague pronouns, dear boy, vague pronouns. beware, for the vague pronouns will be your downfall! especially considering i'm a her, not a him, and so you are launching a beam of psychic energy at the only male on this plane of existence, which i believe would be yourself. and, therefore, you no longer exist.

ah, when will these children ever learn... *sigh*

Post by **Mr. Titanic** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:18 pm

daetara wrote:oh, your sentence structure was just fine. vague pronouns, dear boy, vague pronouns. beware, for the vague pronouns will be your downfall! especially considering i'm a her, not a him, and so you are launching a beam of psychic energy at the only male on this plane of existence, which i believe would be yourself. and, therefore, you no longer exist.

ah, when will these children ever learn... *sigh*

At least I can capitalize properly. Also, you should get your facts right, I'm not the only male in this thread/throne room.

Well will you look at that, it appears my unfathomable magic also encompasses the great power of EDIT. Looks like you were just obliterated.

I would have destroyed you for also calling me a child, but that is a thing of the past, now...

daetara · Post by **daetara** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:23 pm

i'll have you know that there are no capitals in feline speech. there's no punctuation, per se, either, but i decided it was a necessary evil to attain my lofty goals.

i said on this plane of existence, not in the throne room. i am on a much higher plane than these mere mortals, and therefore to have attempted shooting anything at me you would have to have come to my plane. since i do not surround myself with *shudder* males, that would make you the only "him" available.

violetblue · Post by **violetblue** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:44 pm

Mr. Titanic wrote:*Raises his open palm and points it directly at the laughing daetara, launching a beam of Psychic energy that, at the speed of light, sears the very air it penetrates as it hurtles towards her. A purple flash of light is all that is seen, and that remains.*

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*Grabs each of Kvetch's hands and begins to waltz with him* Dance, Puppy!

Yeah, sure, that would have worked great, that blast of psychic energy, except for the fact that I used my powers of precognition to know in advance you were going to do that, so I protected daetara by beaming her away to a feline dimension. After all, we superior female powers have to stick together.

As far as Kvetch... welllll... hmmm. Slave puppy. Hmmm. **Choke, choke**

Post by **StefanY** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:46 pm

I'm not so sure about your logic, Daetara. A being as powerful as the great Mr. Titanic is surely sexLESS. And if by that you infer that Mr. T is lacking in sex, that's your own deal!!

daetara · Post by **daetara** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:10 pm

no no, merely that he refers to himself using masculine pronouns, which makes him the only "him" available.

i refuse to involve myself in conversations about human copulation. that's just...gross.

Post by **StefanY** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:00 pm

Yeah, sorry. I went a little Velvet Room there didn't I? (It was just one of those comments that I couldn't resist typing)

Post by **Mr. Titanic** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:20 pm

*Ignores Daetara - lacking interest in communicating with dead cat spirits*

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violetblue wrote: As far as Kvetch... welllll... hmmm. Slave puppy. Hmmm. **Choke, choke**:oops:

*Stops waltzing with Kvetch when comment is stated. Turns away from him and walks straight in the opposite direction. Suddenly snaps a look back at him when he is a decent distance away. Runs swiftly and tackle-hugs Kvetch flat against the floor.*

Puppy!

I'm bad, and you know it.

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StefanY wrote:I'm not so sure about your logic, Daetara. A being as powerful as the great Mr. Titanic is surely sexLESS. And if by that you infer that Mr. T is lacking in sex, that's your own deal!!

*Twirls tresses of short brown hair around his index finger - both amused and contemplating a response.*

Mr. Titanic is male. You are not permitted to discuss the great power or personal characteristics of Mr. Titanic unless you want it demonstrated on you! [Erm, the power that is...] Now, enough chatter, bow to me, loyal one! Bask in the infinite magic that is the handsome teenage Crown Monarch of Sorcery! *Lifts finger, pointing it at the sky. Intense thunder is heard rumbling in the heavens.*

[Of course I'm going to refer to myself using Masculine pronouns...]

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OOC: What is a "Velvet Room" though?

Post by **laurie** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:31 pm

Mr. Titanic wrote:OOC: What is a "Velvet Room" though?

You are too young for that bit of knowledge, Mr. T.

Post by **Mr. Titanic** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:33 pm

laurie wrote:You are too young for that bit of knowledge, Mr. T.

B-b-but... I am the King.

*Grumbles* Okay...

Post by **Kvetch** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:52 am

Mr. Titanic wrote:*Stops waltzing with Kvetch when comment is stated. Turns away from him and walks straight in the opposite direction. Suddenly snaps a look back at him when he is a decent distance away. Runs swiftly and tackle-hugs Kvetch flat against the floor.* Puppy!

just - *wheeze* - as - *cough* - planned!

*There is a flash of blinding light, and Kvetch is gone (Sadly, most of the people present in the room are unaffected by the flash of light due to being all powerful, indestuctible, made of chocolate or similar.*

*He warps by the insubstantial form of Daetara, and drops something next to a paw, then disappears again*

*Back to leaning agianst that black marble pillar.

[I will not fight you - mainly because directly threatening evil overlords is dangerous. Aiding their enemies however - can be useful]

Post by **Mr. Titanic** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:29 pm

Kvetch wrote:just - *wheeze* - as - *cough* - planned!

*There is a flash of blinding light, and Kvetch is gone (Sadly, most of the people present in the room are unaffected by the flash of light due to being all powerful, indestuctible, made of chocolate or similar.*

*He warps by the insubstantial form of Daetara, and drops something next to a paw, then disappears again*

*Back to leaning agianst that black marble pillar.

*Snickers* I'm certain that it was.

*Observes silently as Kvetch performs his teleportation spell* Ohh! *Big shimmering dreamy eyes* Why, Kvetch! I would have never imagined that you had mastered such sophisticated sorcery! *Patronizing* <3

*Mimics Kvetch's spell and blinks out of existence for mere nanoseconds before appearing behind him near the stone pillar* But I'm fairly experienced myself. *Tackle-hugs him again, this time from behind and nuzzles* You can't escape! Puppy!

[I will not fight you - mainly because directly threatening evil overlords is dangerous. Aiding their enemies however - can be useful]

This is wise. You are correct. But I'm afraid your struggles are futile. Don't waste your time. Continue, and my good nature just might run thin enough for me to imprison you!

Post by **Kvetch** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 3:09 am

A spell? Oh no, dear boy, not a spell. That is far too crude an aproach. It is much more elegant to rewrite the universe from scratch.

*Kvetch sidesteps adroitly, turning the tackle-hug into more of an ineffectual lunge*

Post by **Mr. Titanic** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:58 pm

Kvetch wrote:A spell? Oh no, dear boy, not a spell. That is far too crude an aproach. It is much more elegant to rewrite the universe from scratch.

*Kvetch sidesteps adroitly, turning the tackle-hug into more of an ineffectual lunge*

*His dark eyebrows squeeze together to form an expression of sheer perplexity. Ignores Kvetch's statements. He decided that pondering his barks was a baste of time.* You will not refer to me as 'boy.' *He stated simply, dry enough to lack a definite tone.* You do not correct me.

*Kvetch slides out of his way - the only target now being his marble floor. Stops suddenly in mid-air and levitates several feet above the ground, before correcting his angle so that he was perpendicular to the floor. Drops down from above to his feet in a graceful landing.*

How adorable. *Opens his hand entirely exposing his palm and aims it directly at Kvetch - pausing time for just an instant. Long enough to walk over to and forcefully grasp him by the collar of his shirt. Unfreeze.*

You're mine!

(Speaks for itself)

PUPPY!

Post by **laurie** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:12 pm

**Sound of static as overhead loudspeaker comes on**

YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE:

OCCUPANTS OF THE THRONE ROOM ARE REMINDED THAT PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION ARE PROHIBITED WITHIN THE PALACE PRECINCTS.

VIOLATIONS OF THIS BAN WILL BE PROSECUTED.

Post by **Kvetch** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:16 am

*Sigh*.

"Dealing with small children is always so difficult."

*Kvetch flickers and copies of him appear scattered round the room. As time passes soem disappear, and new ones appear.*

"Perhaps now I'll be able to maintain a meaningful conversation, even if one of my duplicates is so tenaciously pursued by a wannabe evil overlord."

*looks around*

"What do you mean, there isn't anyone else here?"

Post by **Mr. Titanic** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:37 am

*Looks about, shifting his eyes in paranoia following the mysterious voice.* Heh.. This is my kingdom! *Rubs his pale white cheek against Kvetch's arm* I make the rules!

*Folds his own arms over his chest pouting and begins to stamp his feet in frustration* I'm not a child! I'm seventeen and your king no less! *Points sharply towards the ground* So either play dead, or I'll make it a reality, Mutt!

*Glances about the room, grinning as his eyes welled with sparkling joy* Ohh Puppy! I didn't know you were pregnant! *Giggles* Look at all my new pets! *Instantly snaps his smile back into a frown* But.... I only want one. *Fists his hands, and with a haze of smoke that both appeared and vanished suddenly, the multiplication spell is negated.* YOU!

*Reaches over and grabs Kvetch by the ear, trying to drag him off to his room* I'll show you whose the child around here puppy-pants.

Post by **Kvetch** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:48 am

*Kvetch's voice echoes disembodidly[sp!] around the room*

"Dear boy, you seem to have quite a fixation with the idea that I would use such a puny concept as spells."

Post by **Mr. Titanic** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:00 pm

I'm ... not ... a ... boy.. I'm ... the.. *Eyelids drift slightly open and shut, heavy with exhaustion.*

*Mumbles something and then pushes Kvetch flat against the floor. Lays head on his chest curling up and drifts off to sleep*

P..upp..y!

[/Evil Overlord Jr. Nappy Time]

*Collapses in laughter*

Kuroc · Post by **Kuroc** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:20 pm

Worship the awesomeness that is me