HUMOR: Toe Toe-rture (pun alert)

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Is that the one that features the famous aria "O sole mio"?
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/me awards $0.02 for the non-sequitoer of the day. :P
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Only $.02 for toe-sense? Cheap bast*** ... :P
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All Toe True :P
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and nearer toeward the opening of each toerment of the sensitive ears of the orchestra, the large and famous tenor's warmup, "toe ray--"
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And a big welcome to new member Toetactic.
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I feel this tread has stood idle toe long. After considering it from every ankle I have decided to come forward without any more Fuss. and I am not even German!
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voralfred wrote:I feel this tread has stood idle toe long. ...
I agree. This thread should be a required toehold for TOEFL (*).

To date, I have found no mention of toe jam, the toetem of the notoerious Apache warrior Toechise (pronounced similar toe his cousin's name, Cochise).
I first encountered it when I was still a toeddler.

Another unsung delicacy are toematoes, in brown and black varieties.

Or should I go look in the "Perpetual "What's for Breakfast/Lunch/Dinner Toeday" thread"?

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Excellent excavation EPS.

Toe dig or not toe dig. :mrgreen:
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umsolopagas wrote:Toe dig or not toe dig. :mrgreen:
You mean that play by Toennessee Williams wherein Peter O'Toele won a Toescar?
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