A home for our "Off-Topic" Chats. Like to play games? Tell jokes? Shoot the breeze about nothing at all ? Here is the place where you can hang out with the IBDoF Peanut Gallery and have some fun.
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animating contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you,
S Adams
So! The special brownies are gone and all the snacks have disappeared from the ship-stores?! I smell a Borg plot.
"Budge up, yeh great lump." -- Hagrid, HP:SS
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The gelding is what the gelding is, unlike people who change in response to their perceptions of events that may benefit or threaten their power. -- Lorn, Chapter LXXXII, Magi'i of Cyador
Worf: Captain Picard, Commander Riker ... I'd like to personally thank you for honoring me by attending the annual Smurf tossing championships on Rura'penthe. My family, the House of Maug, are the defending champions. It will be GLORIOUS !
Picard: Remember the plan - automatic beam out, followed by all out planetary bombardment, starting 20 seconds later.
Riker: Yessir.
Picard: I hate smurfs. The Klingons were fools to ally themselves with them.
Young Tyro: "I told you this sand is TOO SOFT ! I want harder sand installed, IMMEDIATELY !"
Legions of Terror: "Yes M'lord !"
Young Tyro: "I will not tolerate incompetence !"
Legions of Terror: "Understood M'lord !"
Young Tyro: "If you fail me again, I'll crush your bones to dust ... LIKE THIS !" {squeezes}
Evil Overlord: {beaming with pride}
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Then and there, young Evan’s life found its transcendent purpose. He resolved to build the world’s greatest sandcastle, come Kindergarten, come the tides of fate. And so it was to be.
Most of the toddlers lost all fear their bully when they realized he had pooped his pants in the middle of his threat.
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
Jack Handey
'You can take our lives but you'll never take our freedom!' he screamed.
Carcer's men looked at one another, puzzled by what sounded like most badly thought-out war cry in the history of the universe.
I was wondering how come the US decided to bomb Baghdad when they'd been attacked by some Saudiarab and Pakistani insurgents...
Which also reminds me of this old piece of news. In 2002 a Roper survey measured the geographic literacy of 9 different nations, and the overall score was not happy reading.
"Budge up, yeh great lump." -- Hagrid, HP:SS
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The gelding is what the gelding is, unlike people who change in response to their perceptions of events that may benefit or threaten their power. -- Lorn, Chapter LXXXII, Magi'i of Cyador
Q "Remember James, that "sewing machine" is highly dangerous. I told you not use it near moving vehicles."
Bond "Whoops!"
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
Jack Handey
In the lobby of the Belgian Parliament building there's a statue of a famous medieval ruler: Pepin the Middle (also known as Pepin of Herstal), who was born in Herstal, Belgium.
Kevin Costner looks a lot like him, doesn't he. Maybe he modeled for it.