Ibdof stories-READ ME!!!

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:42 am

Ok people, in order of signing up, we now have:

Kvetch (Good, british,polite)

Laurie (Good, enthroned,intellingent)

The Grim Squeaker (Either, eccentric,millionare)

Kahrey (Either, darkside=Cinders)

Voralfred (Either, forgetful in the extreme)

Gollum (Either, laconic,love to hate)

Ghost (Evil, gothic,direct)

Tollbaby (Evil, empathetic,huge pasty fan)

Echus Cthulhu Mythos (Good, retarded,extremely smart)

KiltanneN (Good, Crazy, a kiwi)

Susan Sto Helit (Evil, transylvanian, ruler.)

C'mon folks, step right up and live on in legend in my little universe. A person is never truly dead, whilst their name is still spoken!

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:32 am

Not very decent, for the leader of Dastar.. whatever land, to invade me without even taking the time to tell me! I was so absorbed translating the users manual that I did not notice them go through... but wait till my Doomsday Device works, I'll blow them up to smithereens...

Blow up whom, BTW? There is noone here!

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:33 am

All will be revielied, Mr, er, Empreror wossisname.
The Gollum is on the down-low, after a bungled attempt on laurie E.R and what with everyone else being engaged in "Zer fistik cuffs", As suse would have it, I'm sure I can think of something...

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:59 pm

In a different thread the grim squeaker wrote: (...) he has paciently translated the manual for his doomsday decive.
(...) heading for Spellinklnad. With an order to his men, they follow the Gollums trial.

Apparently, with the tactical alliance of Mispellsta and Spellinkland, against Dastardywhatever.. Lord G. Squeaker has adopted the mores of the former, despite his time-honored association with the latter.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:27 am

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:35 am

Thats for pointing 'em out, Vor. Though I feel four mistakes in a mountain of words isnt too bad.

People, I am taking a break for a while.
So I will now gladly take suggestions (if you have any) on what to include in future episodes (Eg, What the doomsday device will actually do, who should win, new country names etc.)
You got a few days.

susan sto helit · Post by **susan sto helit** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:58 am

Dirkastan? United states of IB? Hornville? (motto: le' petite morte')

I think you need more caricters, ones that can be writen out whenever.
More mythical stuff aswell, real olde-worde things.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:28 am

*Grrr*

Written.

(The little death? I like it. Hornvillia sounds better though.)

What, you mean like sourcerers and dragons and stuff? Youre riding a wyvern, people deliver buy birds etc., and you want more?

Dost tou feel that one shoude wryte likke thys?

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:43 am

Oops, I just realised I had you on foot in Ep.13, even though in twelve you were on a mount.Go back and re-read for the correct version.

Can Wyverns breath fire?

Post by **Ghost** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:06 pm

the grim squeaker wrote:Can Wyverns breath fire?

If "the grim squeaker" says they can . . . then they can.

Its your world mate.

susan sto helit · Post by **susan sto helit** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:56 am

I agree with Commander ghost.

by the by, people send mesages by birds, not buy.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:00 am

Commander?

Getting into this, much?
Fine, Wyverns can belch balls of flame, but lack the ability to do it flamethrower style. They can also fly.

P.S Suse, I liked your old sig. better.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:32 am

Argh! Severe writers block, I have the outline, but cant decide on the finer details.

Post by **gollum** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:48 pm

the grim squeaker wrote:Argh! Severe writers block, I have the outline, but cant decide on the finer details.

pssst! ... does Gollum get the girl [and live happily ever after] ?

Post by **KiltanneN** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:51 pm

how about a tragic injury for kiltannen - and being carried away in some form of coma with a prophecy about returning when most needed - or at the least when life is getting dull & boring?..

Post by **laurie** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:34 pm

gollum wrote:pssst! ... does Gollum get the girl [and live happily ever after] ?

I think you and Tollbaby will make a lovely couple.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:37 am

gollum wrote:
pssst! ... does Gollum get the girl [and live happily ever after] ?

Which gal would this be then?
Nothings impossible, although the fact that you have a device of extreme power may only attract the more mental types of woman.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:39 am

KiltanneN wrote:how about a tragic injury for kiltannen - and being carried away in some form of coma with a prophecy about returning when most needed - or at the least when life is getting dull & boring?..

Interesting. Yes, Kilt, I think I could use that.

*Scribbles furiously*

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:41 am

laurie wrote:
I think you and Tollbaby will make a lovely couple.

She'll only be in it for the pasties, mark my words.

Woohoo! nine hundred odd and counting...

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:47 am

Ok people, I got another one.
Will post when have the time.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:09 am

Meh.

Am awaiting the possibility of a few more members.
Plus I left my draft copy somewhere.

I will put up the first things I remember though...

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:10 am

Hello again people, in order of signing up we now have:

Kvetch (Good, british,polite)

Laurie (Good, enthroned,intellingent)

The Grim Squeaker (Either, eccentric,millionare)

Kahrey (Either, darkside=Cinders)

Voralfred (Either, forgetful in the extreme)

Gollum (Either, laconic,love to hate)

Ghost (Evil, gothic,direct)

Tollbaby (Evil, empathetic,huge pasty fan)

Echus Cthulhu Mythos (Good, retarded,extremely smart)

KiltanneN (Good, Crazy, a kiwi)

Susan Sto Helit (Evil, transylvanian, ruler.)

Serineko (Either, didnt say, neutral)

Just added Serineko, which was fortunate as I was going to make someone up out of thin air to interrogate TGS.

Yippy ky yay! Views just passed a thousand.

susan sto helit · Post by **susan sto helit** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:03 am

You need a new hobby honey!

1)How about the device distorting reality or something?

2)I want the wyvern to get slain horribly.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:21 am

Hey, I like the wyvern!

O-kay, I'll think about it.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:22 am

Bit of a shorty for EP.17, short on time.