GAME: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Thread

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:45 pm

Because Pistachios look good in red.

Why does time have to move so slowly during the day when you are looking forward to going somewhere at night?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:55 pm

Because the speed of time is in inverse proportion to desire.

Why does it take so long to catalog an anthology?

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:18 pm

Because it is much harder than to analog an anthology or catalog a cathology.

Why wouldn't a woodchuck chuck wood?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:25 pm

Because a woodchuck would rather chuck "Chucky Cheese"s (U. S. fast-food chain, geared for youngsters and their long-suffering {over-indulgent?} adults).

Why wouldn't Peter Piper rather pick fresh peppers?

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:55 am

Because he couldnt find the first pick of peppers peter piper picked (I ate them all)

Where do all the missing odd socks go?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:28 pm

Well to the dryer trolls of course, I thought everyone knew that.

Why is it that when you're having a crappy day it's always the person you dislike the most, but don't see very often, always happens to come in the door?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:04 pm

It's Murphy's Revenge.

Why is my eighteen-year-old washer wearing out?

Post by **gollum** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:15 am

It's angling for a holiday - don't relent!

When I glance at the computer clock, why is it at least an hour too late?

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:10 am

Because irs wrong?

What killed the dinosaurs?

Akuma2636 · Post by **Akuma2636** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:17 am

The dinosaurs didn't die, they're hiding in the middle of the earth.

When are the aliens going to come and revert our technology back to that of the middle ages?

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:21 am

How do we know that hasnt happened already? (Answer and question, swish)

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 8:31 am

Because it has been erased from all of our historical records and all artifacts have been destroyed.

Why is everybody in such a rush to get off an airplane that they will stand there uncomfortably hunched over at their seat waiting?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:52 pm

Because they have never learned that haste makes waste.

Why do people ignore all those wise(?) old adages?

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:59 am

Because I'm not sure what that means, I'm gonna say because

What sound does a hedgehog make when it gets run over<

Akuma2636 · Post by **Akuma2636** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:42 am

ASPLODE!

Why is white called white?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:04 pm

Because it dislikes being called off-white.

Why must I wait 27 hours for NASFIC?

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:56 am

Because thats the way the circular baked dough thingy reduces itself to crumbs.

Who would win out of spiderman Vs. batman?

Post by **laurie** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:28 am

Arnold Schwarzenegger - the ex-Terminator

Did I just make a pun?

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:47 am

Don't ask me, whats it made of?

terminator or superman?

Akuma2636 · Post by **Akuma2636** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:15 am

Definately Batman!

Where does the middle of the donut go to make it a circle?

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:39 am

It gets put back into the dough for another one-
Therefore it is technically possible to have a doughnut comprised entirely of holes.

Yay! do I win?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:39 pm

I think you win the sea of holes.

Where will I find time to read 364 posts?

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:20 pm

Next February 29th, in 2008.

When will we finally have a February 30th?

Post by **laurie** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:56 pm

Now THAT has to be the ultimate "Stupid Question"!!!

And the answer is: When the groundhog goes on strike and refuses to come out of his hole.

Why do we rely on a groundhog to tell us when winter ends and spring begins?

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:51 am

In case the human race is taken over by a matrix-like entity and our records cant be trusted, the groundhog shall save the day (possibly)

How come the sun comes up during the day? it would be better if it came up at night when the light would come in much more handy.