GAME: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Thread

Post by **Darb** » Thu May 13, 2004 12:08 pm

A thunderous fart of ecstatic contentment at the moment of climax (while receiving oral sex).

Does the doppler shifting effect apply to telepathic thought waves ? If so, does that mean that people who run away get angrier the faster they travel, and people who approach get sadder the faster they travel ... and if so, does that spell ultimate doom to the overall emotional balance of the universe ?

felonius · Post by **felonius** » Thu May 13, 2004 12:31 pm

the universe already knows how to spell just fine.

Speaking of the cosmos, what caused its mos in the first place?

Post by **Darb** » Thu May 13, 2004 12:43 pm

I asked Carl Sagan about that during a recent seance, and he suggested I ask Bill Cosby ... who just bought up the whole shebang.

Speaking of the 'bigbang' and 'shebang' ... do the overtones of those words imply that the universe has a gender ? If so, should we call it a he or a she ?

/me hums Ricky Martin's "She Bangs" to himself, followed by Cindi Lauper's "She Bops" ...

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Thu May 13, 2004 1:05 pm

Much like the abscissal asymptotic function of understanding the female human with respect to time, the similar function with the ordinate being universal understanding is also abscissally asymptotic.

One can only come to the conclusion that the universe's gender is clearly female.

Why isn't is called 'womenstruation?"

Post by **Ghost** » Thu May 13, 2004 1:33 pm

I ask my wife that and boy did I get it

, plus this explanation. That is because the process is actually washing any tiny bits of men still inside them out.

Is there such a thing as being right-side down?

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Thu May 13, 2004 1:41 pm

Yes, but not for pregnant women.

Why do they call it history? Since the first woman came around, shouldn't it be called theirstory?

felonius · Post by **felonius** » Thu May 13, 2004 5:28 pm

how about theirspiel? (Or der Spiegel if sie kommen aus Deutchland)

Speaking of history, do you think it really repeats itself?

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Thu May 13, 2004 5:30 pm

not semantically

why does beer look like urine, but beer induced urine looks like water?

felonius · Post by **felonius** » Thu May 13, 2004 5:39 pm

it's our trickle-down (PTP) legacy of J.C's 'water into wine' bit. Nothing else has ever come close...

Who watches the watchers?

Post by **Darb** » Thu May 13, 2004 5:49 pm

The people on the other side of the mirror do. I had a face to face confrontation with one just this morning, while shaving ... bastich threatened me with a razor, and I had to stare him down. Very unsettling.

Why do wind instruments have "spit valves" ?

felonius · Post by **felonius** » Thu May 13, 2004 6:03 pm

what's more fun than spitting into the wind?

If all widgets are blue, and some bookums are widgets, do any of the widgets give a sh*t?

Post by **Ghost** » Thu May 13, 2004 6:42 pm

Yes, and if you ask them nicely Iâ€™m sure they will give you some.

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Post by **Darb** » Thu May 13, 2004 6:51 pm

/me high-fives felonius after he slamdunks the alleyoop.

STUPID ANSWER: First it turns purple, then it turns dead. I've strangled more than a few in my time, so I'm speaking from experience. Old man Gargamel pays me a $50 bounty for each one. Try it sometime - it's very therapeutic.

NEXT STUPID QUESTION: Why do all calculators have an on button labeled "AC", when (in fact) they run on DC batteries ?

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Thu May 13, 2004 9:38 pm

While Tesla was the better scientist, Edison had the money for the lawyers.

(btw, Brad, "DC batteries" is a redundant statement)

What's the deal with corn and peanuts?

Kahrey · Post by **Kahrey** » Thu May 13, 2004 10:37 pm

i didnt know there was a deal with corn and peanuts.

how do you get out of a room (with no doors, windows, air vents, etc.) which contains only you, a table, and a mirror?

this one actually has an answer....and its stupid

Echus Cthulhu Mythos · Thu May 13, 2004 11:24 pm

Hmm, you rip off the leg of the table, shove it through the mirror to create a hole, then put the hole in the wall and climb out.

(For you Monty Python fans.) What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Post by **Ghost** » Thu May 13, 2004 11:42 pm

African or European? â€¦ I donâ€™t know AAAAAHHHHHHHH

How come when Donald duck comes out of the shower he is wearing a towel wrap around his privates and the rest of the time he doesnâ€™t wear pants?

Kahrey · Post by **Kahrey** » Fri May 14, 2004 12:47 am

Kahrey wrote:how do you get out of a room (with no doors, windows, air vents, etc.) which contains only you, a table, and a mirror?

the actual answer: look in the mirror, and see what you saw, take the saw that youve seen, cut the table in half, two halves make a whole, crawl through the whole.

How come when Donald duck comes out of the shower he is wearing a towel wrap around his privates and the rest of the time he doesnâ€™t wear pants?

hes a confused little duck....

what is the significance of staying up all night and sleping all day?

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Fri May 14, 2004 7:54 am

It is significantly poor judgement.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Kahrey · Post by **Kahrey** » Fri May 14, 2004 8:00 am

hey, you stole my question....

the chicken didnt cross the road.

if the people in the south (US) speak their own accent, and the people in the north speak their own accent, then do the people living in between speak a mixture?

Post by **Darb** » Fri May 14, 2004 10:17 am

I'd answer that, but I dont quite understand your accent.

If God's non-corporeal, and divine, why did he need to rest on the 7th day. ?

felonius · Post by **felonius** » Fri May 14, 2004 10:36 am

To eat corn cereal and be bovine.

Ever really think about the connotations of the idiom 'lickity split'?

Post by **Darb** » Fri May 14, 2004 10:46 am

Yes - I've always suspected it's a reference to either cunnilingus or going "round the world"

Speaking of oral matters ... are beaks anatomically close enough for us to debunk the old saw - that chickens really DO have lips ?

felonius · Post by **felonius** » Fri May 14, 2004 11:03 am

Probably only close enough for a rethunk while stroking the old jaw....

Speaking of chickens, why do they always give you peanuts on an airplane?

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Fri May 14, 2004 11:16 am

Because corn comes in different colors.

If God can do anything, can he create a rock so big that even he can't lift it?