HUMOR: Toe Toe-rture (pun alert)

Post by **clong** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:47 pm

Mod Note: This thread started as an off-topic diversion in a limited access forum. It has now been split out into it's very own thread to cause pain to everyone equally

ChoChiyo wrote:....I noticed that all of my toes were missing.

You think he took them?????

Have you reported this to a de-toe-ctive?

Post by **Kvetch** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:43 pm

clong wrote:Have you reported this to a de-toe-ctive?

he was an obvious kleptoemaniac from the start, so perhaps the CID will have him on file...

Post by **clong** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:57 pm

Didn't Alexis De Toecqueville write about this problem?

Post by **Kvetch** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:09 pm

no, it was Phalanges, the famous greek poet.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:30 pm

Groooooooaaaaaannnnnnn

That was baaaad, Kvetch.

Post by **clong** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:47 pm

Kvetch wrote:no, it was Phalanges, the famous greek poet.

did he write the one about the mi-no-toe-r?

Post by **Kvetch** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:04 pm

the no-toe-rious son of King Minos?

(these terribly stretched puns are beginning to make me feel ill now, but I'll go toe-to-toe with you for as long as it takes

)

Post by **clong** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:06 pm

I will draw up an agreement to stop, if you will agree to get it no-toe-rized.

Post by **Kvetch** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:18 pm

send me a digit-al copy, and I'll have a look.

Post by **clong** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:28 pm

How about something like this:

We the undersigned, do hereby agree to a toetal end to these untoeward pun posts.

________________
Kvetch

________________
Clong

________________
No-toe-ry public

(I tried to print a hard copy, but I'm out of toener)

Post by **Kvetch** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:42 pm

Toetally acceptable. Digital Signature with PGP ok?

Mind you, this move may be the nail in the coffin of the pun industry, however, I suppose we will have to be callous about it, and go with the best interests of what is a near toetality of the general public.

Corny jokes aside, my only regret is that I couldn't get a pun on metoetarsal in.

Did the last one go toe far?

AARRRGHHH must stoep before I go toetally mad.

tollbaby · Post by **tollbaby** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:52 pm

oh good lord, enough already.... I can't even take a sip of my diet coke for fear of spraying it all over the bloody place!

evil! I'm going home.

Post by **clong** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 4:31 am

My apologies, everyone. Yesterday Kvetch and I were afflicted with a strange new variation on Toerettes syndrome. I think it has now passed, and everything should be back to normal. Sorry!

Post by **Kvetch** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 5:00 am

I got a toerible shock when I noticed that you had ressurrected this. My nerves wil not long take it clong.

Post by **clong** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 7:58 am

Kvetch, perhaps you should consider moving this entire OT (off toepic) discussion over to the pun thread?

Post by **Kvetch** » Tue May 31, 2005 12:27 pm

Since we had this discussion [Mod alert: off-line link de-activated. --Brad], I've been on a trip than included some time in Brussels.

Now, I got there by sleeper train, so you will not be suprised that, stumbling off the train at about five in the morning, I thought I was hallucinating when confronted with this dreadful vision:

Then, while site-seeing I saw this as well:

[and should an admin want to split this whole discussion out, I suggest they split it out at the post which I've linked to]

Post by **Darb** » Tue May 31, 2005 12:43 pm

should an admin want to split this whole discussion out, I suggest they split it out at the post which I've linked to

Done ... and not toe shabby a job, I might add.

Post by **laurie** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:52 pm

I'm surprised the Lotto sign (in the 2nd photo) doesn't say "Lottoe."

Maybe that would be toe much?

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue May 31, 2005 3:00 pm

What's up with the toe-rrent of puns?

Post by **wolfspirit** » Tue May 31, 2005 3:25 pm

umm...I have ten toes.

Brad has nine toes (his goat ate one in toe-ture, because he ignored the goat is favor of Mrs. Brad).

My toes are toely.

I keep using the word toe too often.

Am I toe-turing myself by talking about too many toes?

magicfan241

Aunflin · Post by **Aunflin** » Tue May 31, 2005 4:22 pm

Post by **clong** » Tue May 31, 2005 4:47 pm

Kvetch, I had no idea that Brussels was such a hot destination for toerists (or should I say toe-errists?).

Post by **Darb** » Tue May 31, 2005 4:54 pm

or should I say toe-errists ?

I'd only say that if I had toe-rettes syndrome.

Post by **clong** » Tue May 31, 2005 4:59 pm

Should I take that to mean you're not a tea toetaller, Brad?

Post by **Kvetch** » Tue May 31, 2005 5:00 pm

clong wrote:Kvetch, I had no idea that Brussels was such a hot destination for toerists (or should I say toe-errists?).

It damn well isn't at six in the morning let me tell you. Everywhere was shut, including the organisation that regulates the EU's used road-surface selling buisnesses.

But then they were in charge of meta-tar-sells...

I've been trying to work in a pun on metatarsals since the thread started - and that was the best I could come up with. I apologise (for the low quality, not for the pun itself)