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Post by ChoChiyo »

Fortunately you will be amused and therefore kept from mayhem and trouble of all kinds.
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Post by Gil galad »

unfortunalty the sky has began falling in
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Post by Hunter B »

Fortunately, it hasn't gotten here yet.
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Post by Gil galad »

Unfortunatly the weight of hunter B's wit has made the ground sag around him and begin to flood.
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Post by Hunter B »

Fortunately, I've got sandbags in the garage.
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Unfortunately, they are no longer there as I sneaked in late last night and made a Sand Witch of them. Bwa ha ha!
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Post by Hunter B »

Fortunately, I feel better.
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Post by ChoChiyo »

Unfortunately, I appear to have contracted the FLU.

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ARG.

So, I'm giving myself a day off tomorrow. And I'm going to sleep all day, I think
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Post by Echus Cthulhu Mythos »

Fortunately, the flu is actually the Destroyer Hive of Nurgle
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Unfortunately the destroyer hive is in the sewer now, having been spewed from my system.
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Post by Echus Cthulhu Mythos »

Fortunately, the plague rats can now spread it!
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Post by Gil galad »

unfortunalty the plague rats are killed by it too quickly
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Post by ChoChiyo »

Fortunately, Plague Rats are delicious with salsa and a little sour cream.
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Post by Gil galad »

unfortuntly there is no salsa in this desert wasteland
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Post by ChoChiyo »

Fortunately, we can utilize ketchup instead, which is almost as good.
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Post by Darb »

Unfortunately for you, the resident culinary geek / gourmand of the IBDoF overheard that remark. Ketchup is NOT an adequate substitute for salsa ... unless of course you intend to stick it up the rat's hind quarters, and pump it fulla ketchup - like a jelly rat-donut. :smash:
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Post by ChoChiyo »

Fortunately, I am wearing my pith helmet today, so the mallet is not affecting my head--though I am getting a very bad headache from the noise...

Jelly rat donut? *drool*
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Post by Gil galad »

unfortunatly your helmet is one a pretzel
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Fortunately, I ate the pretzel.
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Post by Gil galad »

unfortunatly it was a cyanide pretzel
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Post by Echus Cthulhu Mythos »

Fortunately, Cho is immune to cyanide.
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Post by Gil galad »

unfortunatly there is a huge snake behind you and oh no you've just been eaten!
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Post by Kvetch »

fortunately, ECM is undead, and can survive being eaten, although he now resembles kitticat chunks
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Unfortuantely, I mistook him for chicken chunks and stirfried him. *urp*

He wasn't bad with sugar peas and ginger root.
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Post by Gil galad »

fortunatly i came riding by on a bike
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