GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately Thread

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:53 pm

Fortunately, I have internet at home and can go to Realtor.com and see every house in the state!

(Unfortunately, most of them are too expensive for me to buy.)

Hunter B · Post by **Hunter B** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:58 pm

Unfortunately, that's very unfortunate. (Fortunately your not looking all over the state)

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 10:31 pm

Fortunately, there are several I could afford. (Unfortunately, some of them are dumps.)

Hunter B · Post by **Hunter B** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 10:33 pm

Unfortunately, I can't find a good answer to that.

Post by **laurie** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 1:26 am

Fortunately, I can - buy a cheap dump and invite your friends over for a weekly "Fix 'er up" party. For the price of a keg and some munchies, you get tons of free labor. Lots of good ideas too.

Kahrey wrote:Fortunately, if you sell now, you won't be moving in the middle of a VERY rainy and muddy winter.

Obviously Kahrey's never seen a Minnesota winter. No rain, just snow - LOTS of snow. We northerners (and my area is very much like Cho's) tend to resemble bears in winter - our layers of outdoor clothing make us look huge

and we hibernate in our caves whenever possible.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 6:13 am

lauriehonors wrote:Fortunately, I can - buy a cheap dump and invite your friends over for a weekly "Fix 'er up" party. For the price of a keg and some munchies, you get tons of free labor. Lots of good ideas too.

Unfortunately, that's what I did with my current house. I think all my friends would run screamng away!

Kahrey wrote:Fortunately, if you sell now, you won't be moving in the middle of a VERY rainy and muddy winter.
Obviously Kahrey's never seen a Minnesota winter. No rain, just snow - LOTS of snow. We northerners (and my area is very much like Cho's) tend to resemble bears in winter - our layers of outdoor clothing make us look huge and we hibernate in our caves whenever possible.

Ah, yes, the lovely stuff that buries your car every night while you sleep. I can hardly wait. (And my favorite, the ice storms....such pleasure....)

Hunter B · Post by **Hunter B** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 6:12 pm

Fortunately, winter's a little while away.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 8:06 pm

Unfortunately, it's coming. And they're saying it's gonna be hellacious this year. Ack.

(But hey! I might have found my new house tonight, if the people who are interested in mine make an offer. Whoo hoo! More details will follow.)

Hunter B · Post by **Hunter B** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 10:01 pm

Fortunately, if you do get that new house, snow shoveling is included (I think).

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 10:32 pm

Unfortunately for those poor devils that have to do the shoveling, it is included in the association fee for the townhouse. Whooo hoooo! Good luck for me. (Of course, if I decided to keep ECM's undead horde, I can make them do it. I can make them put on little fur lined jumpsuits and mukluks. Won't they be adorable?

(Lawn mowing is included too. And did I mention there's a pool? Whoo Hoo.)

Hunter B · Post by **Hunter B** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 10:34 pm

Fortunately, you have a pool.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 10:44 pm

Unfortunately, it's an outdoor pool, so I won't be able to swim in it in the winter. Unless I want my new neighbors to think I'm insane....

Hunter B · Post by **Hunter B** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 10:48 pm

Fortunately, you can jump in for just a sceond if you can't wake up in the morning.

Post by **laurie** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 11:15 pm

Unfortunately, if she jumps in before she has woken up, she might drown.

And you are typing too fast again.

Hunter B · Post by **Hunter B** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 11:18 pm

Fortunately,

There's nothing good about that!

Echus Cthulhu Mythos · Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:06 am

Unfortunately, I am reclaiming my Undead Horde so they will be no use. Mwahaha.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 7:37 am

Fortunately, I have hidden them away. I've become quite fond of them. And I'm right in the middle of teaching them to riverdance!

Hunter B · Post by **Hunter B** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:32 pm

Unfortunately, they do belong to ECM, and they may be loyal to him.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:25 pm

Fortunately, I am getting tired of trying to teach them to Riverdance, so I'm letting him take them home.

No matter how much they cry and beg to stay.

Hunter B · Post by **Hunter B** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 10:21 pm

Unfortunately, we won't have anyone to swab the decks for free anymore.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 11:02 pm

Fortunately, I have been stalking several landlubbers who will do nicely at scrubbing decks.

Hunter B · Post by **Hunter B** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 12:00 am

Unfortunately, landlubbers don't do well on the open ocean.

Echus Cthulhu Mythos · Fri Sep 24, 2004 12:05 am

Fortunately, they are tasty, so if you are running low on food then you can just eat one. Of course, they are also useful for bribing the cannibals you meet on your travels.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 7:55 am

Echus Cthulhu Mythos wrote:Fortunately, they are tasty, so if you are running low on food then you can just eat one. Of course, they are also useful for bribing the cannibals you meet on your travels.

Yes, after a couple are eaten as emergency rations or traded off to cannibals, the rest will renew their deck scrubbing vigor.

Unfortunately, the uncontrollable projectile vomitting due to sea sickness may linger on for a while....

Hunter B · Post by **Hunter B** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 8:37 pm

Fortunately, they can mop it right up.