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Heh heh heh. Fortunately the bushes are special hybred bushes closely related to the Venus Flytrap. And their name sounds a lot like venus flytrap. In fact only one letter is changed. The V.

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Unfortunately, I don't need a bush to relieve myself.... 8)
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Unfortunately, men already have one flytrap. Some women somewhere installed them onto a pair of jeans.
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Fortunatetely, my post was first. :mrgreen:
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Post by Echus Cthulhu Mythos »

Unfortunately, mine was much cooler. :mrgreen:

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Fortunately for me, while you two were bickering over prior postage, I was slipping some bad stuff into your beer. You should be feeling very sleepy, very sleepy indeed.
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Post by Aunflin »

Yeah, unfortunately, I just worked 120 hours in eights days...so you need not have wasted your "bad stuff".... I'm already about to pass into oblivion... :slap:
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Fortunately (for you) I think I absorbed some of that bad stuff myself as I'm feeling an intense need for sleep right now myself. It was fun playing tonight, but I think I need to stick a fork in myself 'cause I'm done.....ZZZZzzzzZZZ

time for all good little pirates to go to bed. Sleep to wake up and loot and pillage and torture another day.
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:lol:

Well, have a good night...I'm off to bed myself....maybe.... :roll:
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Unfortunately, I just spent a ridiculous amount of time reading your marathon posting session, and I think you all have lost your minds. :crazy:

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Post by Hunter B »

Fortunately, I haven't.


Kidds all the way!! ARR!!!
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Unfortuately, for the Flints, Norseraider is correct. KIDDS RULE! ARR.
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Fortunately, I am neither of those.
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Post by Hunter B »

Unfortunately, you might get caught in the middle.
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Fortunately, I'll always be a Rackham though.
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Unfortunately, there is only one Rackham. You.
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Fortunately, she can recruit (or shanghai) more for the Rackham clan.
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Unfortunately, I can't think of anyone to recruit.
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Edit: ARR. It's the keel haul for me, I guess. I shoulda said,

Fortunately you have the ability to
ARR. Strap on yer pistols, matey. Buy a likely lad or two a brewsky. :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: Or twosky. Put a little liquid sleep in there, drag his flea-bit carcass to yer ship, and ANCHORS AWEIGH!

You got yerself a crew. Might have to break 'em in a little, but that's what the keel haul is for! Makes the laddies docile and obedient, don't ya know.

ARR.

It's in the Kidd Handbook for Appropriate Piracy.
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Post by Hunter B »

Unfortunately, you were supposed to use fortunately in there.
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Post by laurie »

Fortunately, we Flints know the proper form for this game.

And we don't need a bloody "....Handbook for Appropriate Piracy" either! :pirate:
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ARRR, bucko (buckette?) Unfortunately, :beer: too much of this leads to :slap: and Image.

And I don't have a smily being keel hauled. ARR. Bummer.

no handbook for appropriate piracy?? No wonder the Flints aren't thriving like us KIDDs

ARR. Sad. :twisted:
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Post by Edge »

Fortunately, we Flints have managed to keep out most of the rabble and maintain some exclusivity. :D 8) :twisted:
It's a metaphor of human bloody existence, a dragon. And if that wasn't bad enough, it's also a bloody great hot flying thing.
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Unfortunately (for you), them's fighting words. Have at you, bucko!

(Would you like to be keelhauled end to end or side to side?)
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Post by Hunter B »

Fortunately, for Edge, we have to locate him first. I heard some rumors of the Flints heading around the Horn.......
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