Humor: Lagrange points

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Humor: Lagrange points

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Lagrange points explained

map of lagrange points and gravity wells
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L4 and L5 are the location of asteroids in what is termed a 'trojan orbit' and they are self-stabilizing points between gravity wells (objects placed in them tend to stay there). this makes L4 and L5 the locations of choice for a space station intended for interplanetary/interstellar/strategic purposes.
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Well, I suppose that L3 is not completely useless.

If I were an alien invasion fleet, that would be the perfect assembly point for my armada of rape ships popping in out of hyperspace.

The planet in question could guard against that by placing a warning sensor in L3 that's in constant communication with repeater arrays parked in stable orbit at L4 & L5.

Viola ... no more dastardly sneak attacks from our solar blindside by alien rape ship armadas. :D

p.s. This is a humor post - I'm not an alien conspiracy theorist :lol:
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egad, you're wrong brad! you don't need a surveillance satellite at L3 because the repeater relays at L4 and L5 (which you have already posited) can perform LOS observations on L3.

[LOS has been added to the FAQ]

in RL, NASA is already using L1 for a solar observation sat but it has to do a lot of manuevering to stay in place.
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/me mutters about lack of gratitude for attempting to enliven otherwise dry material with a little humor :roll:
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why brad, it should have been obvious to you long ago that i had no sense of humor.

[bob wanders off muttering about silly people trying to make a subject like 'alien rape ship armadas' out to be frivolous]

hey, i'm wearing my unobtainium chastity belt so they can't get to me .... what are you doing to protect yourself?

ps - i didn't really mean for you to take my first reply seriously but you can if you want to. :wink:
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hey, i'm wearing my unobtainium chastity belt so they can't get to me .... what are you doing to protect yourself?
Moi ? Well, unbeknownst to most people around here, I'm a Wizard, so I've got magic to protect me.

/Archmage Brad casts a flurry of defensive spells on his buttocks, to protect his imperiled virtue ...

PERMANENT ILLUSION (warning sign: "Exit Only, trespassers will be disintegrated")
WIZARD LOCK (5 of them)
PROTECTION FROM EVIL
FORBIDDANCE
SEPIA SNAKE SIGILs (4 of them)
GLYPHs OF WARDING (3 of them)
SYMBOL OF IMPOTENCE
CHAIN CONTINGENCY (trigger = anyone touching my butt, effect = disintegrate)

Bring it on ...

/me readies a large pouch of combat spell components - 20 mm bat guano balls stuffed with sulphur, dimensional distorting spells to disrupt spatial warp engines, spells to summon powerful allies, etc ...
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BKM.. in your explaination of L points is interesting but isn't it 2 dimensional. For instance, we have satellittes over the poles of earth in geo sync orbit... so couldnt we have the same thing around the sun?
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TREBOR: You are correct about polar orbits. However, the Legrange points involve the orbits of 2 bodies, not just 1 - or more correctly, the Earth about the Sun. Those points are laid out on a 2-D plane of intersection because the Earth orbits in roughly a 2-D plane. There might be minute fluctuations in that (like a slightly warped vinyl record) due to things like axial precession, spherical irregularities, shifting of the core, pull of the moon and other planets, microscopic wobbling of the sun due to planetary centripetal pull on planar orbits that are not in the same 2-D plane of intersection as the Earths, etc ... but the 2-D plane paradigm basically holds true.
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[bob saw trebor's post and knew that to correct the broad range of misapprehensions contained within it would require extraordinary measures. therefore he spent the weekend searching for the fabled 'blackboard of instruction' (+2 vocabulary, +5 knowledge, +3 patience, +137 eraser throwing skills) but, alas, was unsuccessful. so he had to make do by equipping with his 'tobacco pipe of arrogant obsequiousness' (+7 @ss-kissing of superiors, +3 @buse of TA's, students and other inferiors, +507 differentiation between superiors/inferiors) and hope that it will suffice]

your explaination of L points is interesting
but NASA agrees with me (click on the hot link 'Lagrange points explained' or look at the properties of the graphic and you'll see a NASA web address)

isn't it 2 dimensional
yes, so? 3, 4, n-th dimension objects are represented in 2-d all the time. it may be partly a limitation of the tools that mankind has had to work with but it is very functional. if you know how to read the representation, it's also very exacting.

we have satellittes over the poles of earth in geo sync orbit
no, we don't. polar and geo-synchronous are both subsets of the term 'orbit' but they are mutually exclusive subsets.

[bob ponders how to explain this problem in text, it being the confluence of the fields of geography,cartography, basic physics, orbital mechanics, drafting]
an object in a polar orbit crosses over the poles. (i know, i know, you're saying 'duh') almost all objects in polar orbit cross over every part of the earth given sufficient orbits which is why these orbits are used for surveillance.
an object in geo-synchronous orbit is always directly over the same lat/long coordinate on the surface of the earth. this is possible because
a) the rate of the earth's rotation at it's surface is slower than orbital velocity at that altitude ( 0' above sea level )
b) the velocity needed to maintain orbit decreases as altitude increases
this means that if you climb to a certain altitude over and in the same plane/direction of rotation as the equator you can maintain your position over that part of the earth w/o expending any energy. this is how satellite TV ( all general purpose com-sats actually) works. you point your dish at a given point in the sky and you never have to change it because the satellite is not moving in relation to you. if you were trying to pick up a signal from a polar satellite your dish would have to be constantly readjusting it's aim and you'd still lose contact >80% of the time because the bird would be over the horizon.
an L4 or L5 terra/luna orbit is actually a lunar orbit .... that the moon's mass/orbit stabilizes. ALL of the L points are dependent upon the orbit of the secondary body in the system pair for their stabilizing properties and therefore they must all lie on the plane of the ecliptic of the secondary body's orbit.

orbits over the sun's poles (solar-polar? :lol: ) and 'sol-synchronous' orbits are certainly possible but they wouldn't have any specific interest for anyone unless you were trying to avoid debris, do surveillance on the solar system or communicate with the surface of the sun.

couldnt we have the same thing around the sun?
i'm not certain how you intended this to be read. if you're asking 'are there Lagrange points on the sun/earth system' the answer is yes, sol/terra Lagrange points are what the in-lined graphic is actually showing. the sol/terra points wouldn't be nearly as convenient for human use because of the much greater lift requirements necessary to get to them. the terra/luna points would have much more utility because only a slight vector change would be required in order to land on either the earth or the moon while any space station positioned there would still be very close to sources of supply/rescue.

have i muddied things enough?
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You, erm ... forgot to light that fancy pipe of yours. Ya know - the one that's sitting at L4 in relation to your swollen head ;)
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brad has more posts than me. :P
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Don't worry - when I hit 1337 posts, I'll take a 2 week hiatus and let you catch up :lol:
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So...like...what you are saying is...like...um...you are both...like...um...really in need of another HOBBY!!!

[Trebor goes off to do something outide, like his moma taught him to do... instead of becoming a pale, whitered, corpse by tanning himself by the pale glow of the computer monitor]
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Trebor goes off to do something outide, like his moma taught him to do... instead of becoming a pale, whitered, corpse by tanning himself by the pale glow of the computer monitor


oh really?

bob dips into the stats pages and comes up with:

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Trebor1503 350 8.14 posts per day
Brad_H 614 6.14 posts per day
bob k. mando 377 3.52 posts per day

bob compares his florida sunburn and chlorine bleached hair to treb's namby-pamby visage.

[valley girl mode]
what eevvvveeeerrrr!
[/valley girl mode]
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3.52 PPD is a bit ... underendowed, Bob :oops:

Poor guy. :?

You might need to go ahead with that elongation surgery in order to fulfill your manly duties in the boudoir :wink:

I've taken the liberty of forwarding your regrets to the "Houris" you listed in one of our other threads - they were VERY sad at the news :lol:

/me chuckles to self about Bob being unable to get his post count "up" :twisted:
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bob compares his florida sunburn and chlorine bleached hair to treb's namby-pamby visage
So you are saying you have a peeling red body and white hair... cool... with that kind of "costume" you could easily get a job at disney...as a character or a ride :D
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BKM - this whole portion of the thread just seemed to have drifted way to far from the original post - which is after all a sticky to be an informative piece of assitance for newbies and some not so newbies...

You are more than welcome to change the title should you acre to do so...

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BBTL 1/1 :lol:
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Kilt takes charge of the situation... kilt at the helm....kltman....kilt-er-reno...kilt
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Lock it, baybee :twisted:
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this is unconscionable! you strip all of the funny stuff out of my thread, let brad and trebor stomp all over me and then lock it before i have a chance to reply?

WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! :cry:

or is brad now the mod of the reading room? if he is, you haven't listed him on the main forum page as such yet.

ps -
on a serious note, the post with the inlined graphic and the detailed response to treb's question were very much on topic and are in fact referenced within the body of the FAQ. i don't mind you putting them in the humor thread but a copy of those two really do belong over here.

would this be a way to cheat the posting stats?
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I really have no problem with most of this thread in any way, - simply not sure what Lagrange points have to do with helping to explain unique phrases for the forum as a whole.

the explanantion of lagrange is definately interesting to this geek - and I learned some stuff - never a bad thing :)

The rest of the thread was also amusing - again not a bad thing. ;)

There probly wasn't any "real" justification for locking except for Brad's hijacking this into a BBTL - :D But it WAS fun to be able to try out the lock tool!

And I also know how the unlock tool works now too...

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bob k. mando wrote:the post with the inlined graphic and the detailed response to treb's question were very much on topic and are in fact referenced within the body of the FAQ. i don't mind you putting them in the humor thread but a copy of those two really do belong over here.

would this be a way to cheat the posting stats?
Rather than give you an easy "in" to increasing post count BKM, [nice try! ;) ]I would distinctly prefer to have a referance to this thread in the FAQ of Forum Terms, FAQFT? ;)

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BTW - nice job with creating a "living" dictionary there!...
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Lagrange points are humerous - really!

humerous - that unique combination of the upper arm bone (humerus) and droll comedic sense (humorous) also known as a 'funny bone'. :D

i'd not be making an issue of this but i didn't title this thread. i figure i'll misspell enough stuff on my own w/o getting credit for the work of others.

feel the knife going in kilt? i'll be sure to twist it slowly. :twisted:

we now return you to your regularly scheduled 'serious' discussion of Lagrange points and their possible uses.
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simply not sure what Lagrange points have to do with helping to explain unique phrases for the forum as a whole.

it doesn't do much good to define L4 and L5 as Lagrange points if 75% of the readers have no idea what a Lagrange point is.
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