GAME: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Thread

[umsolopagas]

More like a turn for the batter.

Can we proceed onto safer genteel ground before EPS drags us closer to the gutter again?

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Yes, add egg white, whip vigorously and raise the banter.

Would strong sabaglione elevate you high enough?

[Hunter B]

Only if there's enough "proof" for your "pudding."



If quantum tunneling exists, why aren't you pregnant?

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

If quantum tunneling exists, why aren't you pregnant?

Because I suffer an acute attack of PMS (premythopoeic syndrome).

Does discretionary tunneled banter require finite quantum packets?

[KeE]

Yep. Fortytwo of them, to be exact.

Will you vote for Zaphod in the next elections?

[Hunter B]

I'd rather kidnap myself.


Why do water pumps break without water?

[sweetharleygirl]

Because without water they're pumping air, and they're not called air pumps.


Why oh why must I be inside on this beautiful day???

[Hunter B]

The door's just too far away.


Why do knob goblins fear my moxie?

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Why do knob goblins fear my moxie?

Because your moxie gobles their knobs?

Do Iowa and Belgium often have weatherwise beautiful days, simultaneously?

[Hunter B]

Only on days where California weather can be deemed "craptastic."



Is it peanut butter jelly time yet?

[sweetharleygirl]

Yes, it is!!

Is there ever a bad time for peanut butter jelly?

[Hunter B]

Always a good time! Unless it's with a baseball bat!


Is your car made of... meat!?

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Is your car made of... meat!?

That's what it looks like, after I race it through a googol of gnats, a gaggle of geese and an ostrich or two.

How many bulbs does it take to unwind an IBDoF-member?

[Hunter B]

42. Forty-one to break across their head, and one for the potato in the corner.


How many turtles could a turtle tamer tame, if a turtle tamer could tame tortellini?

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

42. Forty-one to break across their head, and one for the potato in the corner.

How many turtles could a turtle tamer tame, if a turtle tamer could tame tortellini?

A single one! By the time he's done, the other turtles are soup.

Is the potato in the corner sitting in a couch?

[Hunter B]

Yes, and he's even using his self-powered TV to watch "Fry Hard."


Which city will be first on the list, when the killer tomatoes from Planet Nine appear?

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Which city will be first on the list, when the killer tomatoes from Planet Nine appear?

Bologna, Italy (as in sauce Bolognese, which gets eaten with alacrity and even with spaghetti or pizza).

Will the shy Broccoli in Mars's dust pools be discovered in time to cook green clam chowder (fruits de mer au vert)?

[Hunter B]

Yes, under the command of strike-leader J.G. Giant.



What happens in the next installment of "The Cauliflower Strikes Back"?

[sweetharleygirl]

I don't know, I haven't seen that.

How many cuts am I going to have to endure before I learn to where gloves when working with barb wire??

[Darb]

Exactly eight ... one for each of the seven deadly sins, and an extra for confusing where with wear.

Did someone ask about "The Cauliflour Strikes Back" ?

[KeE]

If Cauliflour is some vengeative cabbage based white powder, I had some shady character at my door just the other day inquiring about such a substance.

Why the H in why?

[Hunter B]

So snooty English teachers can reign superior and grade down all students.



And with Whom should we argue A Treatise of Human Nature?

[Darb]

The Simian Council from the Planet of the Apes.

Does my predilection to snarkiness make my self confidence look fat ?

[Hunter B]

Only in that red dress.


Jiu-jitsu? I'm going to learn jiu-jitsu?

[KeE]

Ju do.

Why must you always travel far to foreign parts to achieve wisdom?