GAME: This Or That?

[the grim squeaker]

Soft.

Pronounciation: 1500.

One thousand five hundred, or fifteen hundred?

[MidasKnight]

fifteen hundred

medium level headache or dopey from allergy meds?

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Naah, masturbating too often.

Hearing impaired (by masturbating too often) or myopia (by masturbating too often)?

[umsolopagas]

Hearing (the hair does grow out of your ears too if you overindulge).

For EPS: ENT specialist or ophthalmologist?

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

(I assume that ENT = ORL = OtoRhinoLaryngologist?)
Neither. I think I need a sex counsellor.

Oral counselling or practice with the counsellor?

[umsolopagas]

Oral "counselling" AND then practice with the "counsellor"

Tongue: tied or lashing?

[sweetharleygirl]

Toung lashing

Black & White or Black & blue

[voralfred]

How dare you ask? Black and White, of course



Black and White or Chivas Regal?

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

I prefer William Lawson's Scotch. This brand has impressive team members.

Scotch or Calvados?

[Darb]

Scotch. Calvados, being made from forbidden apples, iz da dwink o da debbil !

Maalox or Pepto ?

[sweetharleygirl]

Pepto, cuz I like the way it tastes! hehe


A cold that lasts for days or the flu that lasts 24 hours

[umsolopagas]

flu that lasts 24 hours.

Song beginnings: Looking back over my shoulder or On a dark desert highway?

[sweetharleygirl]

On a dark desert highway, most definatly!!


Fireplaces: real wood or gas

[voralfred]

Real wood. All the pleasure is to hear the wood crack, to see the bark burning first, and how the fire progresses. I could spend hours, say, entire nights, watching a real fire (not in my own apartment, alas, at friends's on some occasions...)

Fireworks: outside in the cold to see a small one given in the small town you happen to be at that time, or watching some grand firework event on TV?

[KeE]

Neither. Fireworks at a concert, esp. when the lead singer puts a rocket up his ass beats them all of course.

Let's get beeneath the waves: Cthulu or Moby dick?

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Mobile dick.

Catch one from a schooner or from a submarine?

[KeE]

Since I'm not particulary interested in being called Ishmael, I think I'll stick with captain Nemo on his hunt.

Let's raise our glances heavenwards for a moment, and query: Life on mars or space oddity?

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Life on Mars with Dejah Thoris.

Would you date Kate Beckett or Jessica Beatrice McGill?

[umsolopagas]

It would have to be a blind date and since I don;t know what they look like I would say either.

Fowl: Woody wood pecker or Daffy duck?

[voralfred]

Daffy Duck.

Game: Bugs Bunny or Andy Panda?

[sweetharleygirl]

Bugs Bunny


Tom or Jerry

[MidasKnight]

Jerry!!

Soup or Sandwich?

[umsolopagas]

both

The soup; mushroom or onion?

[KeE]

Creamed mushroom soup of course.

Food or drink?

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Food or drink?

Soup! It's both.

Puke or pee? (and I don't mean 3.14159)