GAME: The Demented Wish Game

[sweetharleygirl]

Granted! http://www.woodbineia.org/applefest.htm (you crack me up )


I wish the weather is good for tomorrow.

[moonwolf021]

Granted. But its the last day of good weather forever. Thanks.


I wish that someone else would do my college applications for me.

[gpackin]

Granted, but they mess them all up and you don't get accepted anywhere.

I wish bacon was actually a health food.

[MidasKnight]

Granted. Turkey bacon is now considered a health food.

I wish my Rams would win a game.

[sweetharleygirl]

Granted they win A game, and lose all the rest forever and ever and...


I wish this 100th birthday thing were coming together better.

[sweetharleygirl]

Ok since there hasn't been any response on this one since September! I'll grant my own wish, it came together great!


I wish we had a few more weeks of good riding weather to look forward to.

[book junkie]

Granted, as the earth-sun orbit looses stability and we're dragged towards the sun, weather heats up and we all experience a few more good weeks of riding weather before we are dragged to our fiery hellish demise.

I wish the highlander series was still on tv.

[the grim squeaker]

Granted, it is now the only thing on tv, a people lose their minds after a few months and revert to the mental state of primates. (which sadly includes throwing fecal matter at one another and fighting for the tyre swing)

I wish I could think of something new to wish for.

[sweetharleygirl]

Granted, now that's all you can think of, is stuff to wish for.


I wish the snow would stop RIGHT NOW!!!

[MidasKnight]

Granted ... the temperature has dropped to -19°F and it is bright and sunny and WAY too cold to snow.

I wish my 19 year old daughter would start acting older than the 11 year old she wants to continue to be.

[book junkie]

Granted, she moves to a nursing home and devotes the rest of her life to playing bingo.

I wish I had enough money that I didn't need a conventional job and could devote my time to learning math, pursuing my hobbies, and reading lots of books.

[sweetharleygirl]

Granted but now all you do is learn math and attend to your hobbies and you've grown so boring no one wants to be around you and you turn into a hermit.

I wish the temps would be above zero for a while, it's like living in a freezer around here!

[voralfred]

Granted. Global warming settles in Iowa. From January to December the temperature stays above 90°F, day and night. Enjoy!

I wish I could find the solution to the problem I am working on with my colleague!

[sweetharleygirl]

Granted. Global warming settles in Iowa. From January to December the temperature stays above 90°F, day and night. Enjoy!

I wish I could find the solution to the problem I am working on with my colleague!

Oh thank you thank you thank you!!! Above 90 would be wonderful right about now!!!!

[book junkie]

Granted. Global warming settles in Iowa. From January to December the temperature stays above 90°F, day and night. Enjoy!

I wish I could find the solution to the problem I am working on with my colleague!

You realize the true problem is your colleague and murder him in a fit of rage. Afterwards, you manage to find the solution to your problem, shortly before you're locked away in jail for the rest of your life.

I wish I could get more sleep.

[gpackin]

Granted, you're in a coma.

I wish I could move back to California.

[the grim squeaker]

Granted, but everyone else moves away. Enjoy the solitude.

I wish the weekends were longer.

[voralfred]

Granted. A new law just passed, creating a 14 days long week, with a 3 days weekend, and a stretch of 11 working days without interruption.

I still wish I could find the solution to the problem I am still working on but without my now defunct colleague BWAHAHA!!!!!!!

[sweetharleygirl]

NOT granted, you will have to work on this problem forever...


I wish my baby boy was not turning 14 in a week and a half.

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Will he turn
14 days
14 weeks
14 months
14 years
14 decades
...
?

I wish your grant will not depend on it!

[sweetharleygirl]

Uhhh...granted! I think! lol

I wish I wasn't so easly confused.

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

You think I'm not easily confused? Not granted.

I wish we could defuse each other.

[sweetharleygirl]

Not granted...cuz I have no idea what you mean!


I wish we weren't open late on Wednesdays.

[rip8fan1]

Granted!!!..... But now you are open REAL late the other six days of the week!


I wish my Butler Bulldogs and Purdue Boilermakers advance (win two games) this weekend in the NCAA Men's Tournament!