GAME: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Thread

[sweetharleygirl]

Yes, absolutly...cheater cheater pumpkin eater!!!!


Have you even heard that since elementry school??

[the grim squeaker]

No, but thats only because we dont have elementary schools over here.

And was that really a stupid answer?

(this could take a while...)

[sweetharleygirl]

No it was not stupid at all.


Does that mean you need to try harder?

(If you don't have elementry school what do you call it over there?)

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

I'm trying.

But it's hard to get a word in edgewise here. Could you guys slow down a bit?

[umsolopagas]

Time's up.

Can you get that word in now or are you just hedging?

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

I'm hogging all hedges.

A Harley-Davidson stuck in a hedge, is that a hedgehog or a porcupine?

[sweetharleygirl]

LOL That's funny! I would assume it's called a hedgHOG. LOL


Is it wrong to feel bad for the poor harley all scratched up stuck in the hedge?

[umsolopagas]

Only when the hedge wedged harley is overhanging a ledge.

Was anyone still on the harley hedge wedged, overhanging the ledge?

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Is it wrong to feel bad for the poor harley all scratched up stuck in the hedge?

If you, its rider, were stuck and scratched up in the hedge, then it would emphatically be WRONG to feel bad about you! You just don't park Harleys in hedges, it's uncivilised.

Was anyone still on the harley hedge wedged, overhanging the ledge?

Your pillion passenger?

On a merry-go-round, would you go sit on the hog or on the Harley?

[sweetharleygirl]

Oh, most definatly the Harley!

Why would you sit on anything else?

[voralfred]

Because sitting on your knees would be much more comfortable.


Do you find this answer offensive?

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Because sitting on your knees would be much more comfortable.

Do you find this answer offensive?

Yes! Because starting with the Harley Knuckleheads, or maybe sooner than that, they had very comfortable seats indeed.

What's the difference between a Knucklehead and a Panhead?

[sweetharleygirl]

A Panhead is newer than a Knuckelhead, also the head of one looks like knuckels and the head of the other looks like a pan.


Now do you know which model came next?

[gpackin]

The bikini model came next.

Did it happen because the bikini model was riding a Harley?

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Did it happen because the bikini model was riding a Harley?

Of course, how could I have forgotten?



Why do many models ride their bike backwards?

[Darb]

I was tempted to say it's a kama sutra thing, but the truth of the matter is that because motorcycles lack rearview mirrors, passengers are expected to perform that duty.

Given the realities of bugstrike, why do so many ladies ride motorcycles in bikinis ?

(if you've ever been hit by a bee or a cloud of smaller bugs at 40+mph, you know about bugstrike)

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Given the realities of bugstrike, why do so many ladies ride motorcycles in bikinis ?

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Because these ladies ride pillion in the slipstream behind a big hairy biker or a monster.




How do they manage to keep a straight face?



Sorry if I scared you. But you've been warned.

[sweetharleygirl]

We don't keep a straight face, although it's advised to keep your mouth shut so as not to swallow any bugs! LOL


Is it ever going to warm up so we can ride??

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Is it ever going to warm up so we can ride??

Not as long as my old bike (1979) isn't streetworthy again. (major overhaul, leadfree valve-seats installed, steering head bearing replaced, paint job).

Why are your leather pants' zippers stuck in the open position just when you're dying to take a ride?

[sweetharleygirl]

Because leather pants are stubborn that way.

Why are you wearing leather pants instead of chaps?

Not as long as my old bike (1979) isn't streetworthy again. (major overhaul, leadfree valve-seats installed, steering head bearing replaced, paint job)

We have a '79 also, but ours is definatly street worthy! LOL

[voralfred]

Why are you wearing leather pants instead of chaps?

Because I don't know what "chaps" are.

What are chaps?

[Darb]

Chaps are partial leather pants designed for easy movement and protecting primarily the seat and inner thigh. They're designed to be worn over one's jeans, as extra protection for riding. If it helps, think of them as the biker and cowboy equivalent of garters and leggings.

Did Suzy Chapstick ever marry that English Chap with the walking stick she was dating ?

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Did Suzy Chapstick ever marry that English Chap with the walking stick she was dating ?

Oh yes. Suzy, though a former centerstand herself, adored fellows with a sidebar.

A girl very often honking her car horn, is that a horny girl? Or a honky if she's white?

[sweetharleygirl]

Um...a horny girl.


Is it just me or is this thread taking a turn for the worse?

[gpackin]

It's just you taking a turn for the worse.

Or are you taking a turn for the better?