I was stood on my doorstep smoking a cigar after coming back from the pub, and I felt a pain on the top of my head, followed by a little trickle of blood. I thought "oh, its just the damn kids throwing stones again" (they are bloody terrors around my area, they cause havoc) little did I know that was the first shot.
So, I continue smoking, and the next thing, I hear a bang. (didnt hear the first one, was quite drunk)
I look down at the right side of my chest, to see a spreading patch of blood, and a rather scary amount pouring down my trouser leg onto the floor. I have a pretty high pain threshold, but I have never felt anything like it in my life.
Then the shock kicked in (the human body is an amazing thing, I felt high as a kite!) crawled over and knocked on my neighbors door before passing out.
Thats all I remember until I woke up in hospital the next day.
Investigations are continuing...
'You can take our lives but you'll never take our freedom!' he screamed.
Carcer's men looked at one another, puzzled by what sounded like most badly thought-out war cry in the history of the universe.
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