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sweetharleygirl
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by sweetharleygirl » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:33 pm
If I can't remember how can I tell you?
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Millions of people living as foes, maybe, it's not to late to learn how to love and forget how to hate. ~ Ozzy Osbourne
MidasKnight
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by MidasKnight » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:35 pm
Why doesn't the sun blow up?
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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by moonwolf021 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:58 am
If it doesn't blow up, does it blow down?
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mccormack44
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by mccormack44 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:07 am
What does "blow down" mean in relation to the sun?
rip8fan1
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by rip8fan1 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:37 am
Does the sun 'blow' in any direction?
mccormack44
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by mccormack44 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:38 pm
I just joined this conversation — so — why ask ME?
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by voralfred » Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:04 am
Whom else should we ask? Aren't you our Grande Dame?
There does not seem to be an emoticon expressing distress and confusion (désarroi in French) but if there were, I'd use it here!
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by Darb » Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:04 am
Did someone just break the rules by answering a question with two distinct questions instead of just one ?
the grim squeaker
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by the grim squeaker » Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:57 am
Is that not allowed?
'You can take our lives but you'll never take our freedom!' he screamed.
Carcer's men looked at one another, puzzled by what sounded like most badly thought-out war cry in the history of the universe.
mccormack44
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by mccormack44 » Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:26 am
Who indicated that a double question was not allowed?
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by Darb » Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:12 am
Do the rules allow me to withdraw the question ?
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by rip8fan1 » Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:31 am
Who wrote the rules? Where are the rules? What are the rules? Why do the rules rule? How do I get a copy of the rules?
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by Darb » Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:37 pm
If I said 'I did', and that I'd send you a copy in exchange for a certified check for $1,000, would you pay ?
sweetharleygirl
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by sweetharleygirl » Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:56 pm
Do I look like an idiot?
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Millions of people living as foes, maybe, it's not to late to learn how to love and forget how to hate. ~ Ozzy Osbourne
MidasKnight
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by MidasKnight » Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:02 pm
Do you really want me to answer that?
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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by Darb » Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:13 pm
Did you really think that counter-question would be endearing ?
rip8fan1
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by rip8fan1 » Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:11 pm
Who asked about a counter?
sweetharleygirl
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by sweetharleygirl » Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:21 am
What kind of counter are you talking about?
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Millions of people living as foes, maybe, it's not to late to learn how to love and forget how to hate. ~ Ozzy Osbourne
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by MidasKnight » Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:07 pm
Can a marble counter sufficiently double as a cutting board?
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
the grim squeaker
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by the grim squeaker » Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:40 am
Would it not get scratched/chipped.
(I prefer red oak myself)
'You can take our lives but you'll never take our freedom!' he screamed.
Carcer's men looked at one another, puzzled by what sounded like most badly thought-out war cry in the history of the universe.
sweetharleygirl
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by sweetharleygirl » Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:18 am
Doesn't marble work better for pastry dough instead of cutting things on it?
Live Well, Laugh Often & Love Much
Millions of people living as foes, maybe, it's not to late to learn how to love and forget how to hate. ~ Ozzy Osbourne
MidasKnight
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by MidasKnight » Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:25 am
What about granite?
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
rip8fan1
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by rip8fan1 » Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:30 pm
Would you need a counter-weight?
MidasKnight
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by MidasKnight » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:37 pm
How about a block of cheddar?
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
mccormack44
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by mccormack44 » Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:41 am
What would either marble or granite do to your cheese knife?