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If I can't remember how can I tell you?
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Why doesn't the sun blow up?
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If it doesn't blow up, does it blow down?
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What does "blow down" mean in relation to the sun?
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Does the sun 'blow' in any direction?
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I just joined this conversation — so — why ask ME?
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Post by voralfred »

Whom else should we ask? Aren't you our Grande Dame?

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Did someone just break the rules by answering a question with two distinct questions instead of just one ?
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Is that not allowed?
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Who indicated that a double question was not allowed?
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Do the rules allow me to withdraw the question ?
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Who wrote the rules? Where are the rules? What are the rules? Why do the rules rule? How do I get a copy of the rules?
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If I said 'I did', and that I'd send you a copy in exchange for a certified check for $1,000, would you pay ? ;)
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Do I look like an idiot?
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Post by MidasKnight »

Do you really want me to answer that?
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Did you really think that counter-question would be endearing ? ;)
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Who asked about a counter?
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What kind of counter are you talking about?
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Can a marble counter sufficiently double as a cutting board?
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Would it not get scratched/chipped.


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Doesn't marble work better for pastry dough instead of cutting things on it?
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Post by MidasKnight »

What about granite?
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Would you need a counter-weight?
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How about a block of cheddar?
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What would either marble or granite do to your cheese knife?
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