GAME: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Thread

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:00 am

Because she's concerned about your alcohol intake.

How does superman shave?

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:26 pm

With a razor.

Why do toes have toenails?

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:45 pm

If they had fingernails, you'd call them fingers.

Did our ancestors have a counting system in base 20, before shoes were invented?

KeE · Post by **KeE** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:02 am

From the 42* discussions it seems that base 13, for some obscure reason, was the common counting solution.

But if that was the answer, what is the question, when you really come down to it? And is there any point in asking, let alone answering?

*Douglas Adams: "I'm oficially retired from explaining 42!"

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 3:08 pm

Not if there was no stupid question/stupid answer thread.

What was the question again?

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:03 pm

Can a person crush their own head with their bare hands?

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:13 am

Why not? (this is the answer)

Was your quote the answer to umsolopagas question, a new question, or both at the same time?

Post by **laurie** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:43 am

Yes

Why must we choose just one answer for a multiple choice question?

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:47 am

Tomorrow.

Why isn't this an appropriate answer to a question starting with "Why"?

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:06 pm

It is.

Who said it wasn't?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:06 pm

Volalfred.

Why isn't it an appropriate answer?

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:23 pm

It is not an applopliate answew because my fwiends call me volalfwed.

Whele do you think I come fwom?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:25 pm

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:39 pm

Fwance.

Did Elmer Fudd get your keyboard?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:08 pm

Yes he did.

Who knew Elmer Fudd liked to type?

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:07 am

Am I going to answer a question with another question again?

And did he catch the wabbit in the end?

Post by **laurie** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:17 am

No, he caught something else instead.

What did Elmer catch?

Post by **Darb** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:27 pm

I heard he caught a mansion and a yacht ... again !

What else did he catch ?

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:19 am

Necrotizing fasciitis, his shotgun dropped off.

Did the rabbit survive then?

Post by **rip8fan1** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:57 am

Yes, and continues to steal carrots.

But will he continue to multiply??

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:12 pm

Of course!

Don't all rabbits multiply...like bunnies?

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:54 pm

Ask the Aussies that one.

Why isn't wabbit more popular at your local butchery?

Post by **laurie** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:08 pm

For the same reason venison isn't popular -- too many customers have seen Bambi.

How did a Disney movie influence (traumatize?) a whole generation of shoppers?

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:14 am

Am I supposed to known the answer to this?

Damn, did I do it again?

laurie wrote:For the same reason venison isn't popular -- too many customers have seen Bambi.

Yes, it was very tragic when the bloke stopped drawing the deer...

Post by **rip8fan1** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:47 am

Yes - and I'm sure, again and again and again.

How do we stop 'the grim squeaker' from answering questions with questions?