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Well, Mugger looks all sly and conniving at times and then I remembered http://kipling.thefreelibrary.com/Secon ... e-Book/1-7. Poor Pengy :cry: he is probably a breakfast.

Was that moon shiny today or what? Take it as a throat clearing change of subject after the mushiness subsides :D
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Yes

Who polished the moon?
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Andy Kaufman, of course!


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No (it was such a little book that ended too soon).

Why is it considered great anyway?
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All things are great.

Why does licorice taste so good?
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Because they make it that way.


Are Strawberry Twizzlers considered licorice?
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No. The only licorice is black despite some of the candy makers labeling mistakes.

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Because it would look weird behind the knees. :D

Would you prefer shaving (if you do) behind your knees?
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I would prefer not to shave either.

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Yes. OUCH!!! :cry:


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Because woman care about they way they look more than men do.

Why do men have to shave their faces?
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They don't have to.

Who said men have to shave their faces?
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Most women do.

Why are women prettier than men?
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They really aren't. It's an illusion created by Max Factor.


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An underground (or possibly foundation) resistance fighter in the FACE wars.

Does anybody outside Norway know the other Max?
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Well, I, for one, don't have the foggiest of who this is.


Then who on Earth (or, at least, on Norwegian soil) is "the other Max"?
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Why, Max Product of course.
Otherwise, we have a small craze about the national hero and resistance fighter Max Manus here currently, caused by a new film featuring him...

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Yes we shall.

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Try drinking it through your nose.


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Easily! I do it very often! Just ask a friend to tell you a good joke while you are drinking!

Why does coffee taste even worse when drunk through the nose as I just described?
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Because the bit that enters the mouth mixes with other body fluids :P as the rest of it is inhaled.

Why don't I like coffee?
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'Cause you just can't stand drinking Pachyderm-style.

Does elephants ever feel the need for a cuppa?
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Not when they are all packed and ready to go. :lol:

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Yes you may, but only if you bring some back for us.

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Post by MidasKnight »

Vodka

Why do you ask?
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