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umsolopagas
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by umsolopagas » Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:25 pm
Well, Mugger looks all sly and conniving at times and then I remembered
http://kipling.thefreelibrary.com/Secon ... e-Book/1-7 . Poor Pengy
he is probably a breakfast.
Was that moon shiny today or what?
Take it as a throat clearing change of subject after the mushiness subsides
Blackadder: Is it cunning?
ODDBALL715
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by ODDBALL715 » Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:31 am
Yes
Who polished the moon?
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
Jack Handey
voralfred
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by voralfred » Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:09 pm
Andy Kaufman , of course!
Do you like
The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald?
Human is as human does....Animals don't weep, Nine
[i]LMB, The Labyrinth [/i]
umsolopagas
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by umsolopagas » Sun Jan 04, 2009 3:09 pm
No (it was such a little book that ended too soon).
Why is it considered great anyway?
Blackadder: Is it cunning?
MidasKnight
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by MidasKnight » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:07 pm
All things are great.
Why does licorice taste so good?
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
sweetharleygirl
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by sweetharleygirl » Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:44 pm
Because they make it that way.
Are Strawberry Twizzlers considered licorice?
Live Well, Laugh Often & Love Much
Millions of people living as foes, maybe, it's not to late to learn how to love and forget how to hate. ~ Ozzy Osbourne
MidasKnight
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by MidasKnight » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:12 pm
No. The only licorice is black despite some of the candy makers labeling mistakes.
Why do we have armpit hair?
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
umsolopagas
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by umsolopagas » Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:32 pm
Because it would look weird behind the knees.
Would you prefer shaving (if you do) behind your knees?
Blackadder: Is it cunning?
MidasKnight
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by MidasKnight » Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:01 pm
I would prefer not to shave either.
Remember Epilady?
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
laurie
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by laurie » Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:45 pm
Yes. OUCH!!!
Why must women remove the hair from their legs while men are allowed to be hairy apes?
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." -- Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
"So where the hell is he?" -- Laurie
MidasKnight
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by MidasKnight » Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:40 am
Because woman care about they way they look more than men do.
Why do men have to shave their faces?
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
sweetharleygirl
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by sweetharleygirl » Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:02 pm
They don't have to.
Who said men have to shave their faces?
Live Well, Laugh Often & Love Much
Millions of people living as foes, maybe, it's not to late to learn how to love and forget how to hate. ~ Ozzy Osbourne
MidasKnight
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by MidasKnight » Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:29 pm
Most women do.
Why are women prettier than men?
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
laurie
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by laurie » Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:17 pm
They really aren't. It's an illusion created by Max Factor.
Who is Max Factor?
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." -- Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
"So where the hell is he?" -- Laurie
KeE
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by KeE » Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:29 am
An underground (or possibly foundation) resistance fighter in the FACE wars.
Does anybody outside Norway know the other Max?
It is written.
voralfred
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by voralfred » Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:21 am
Well, I, for one, don't have the foggiest of who this is.
Then who on Earth (or, at least, on Norwegian soil) is "the other Max"?
Human is as human does....Animals don't weep, Nine
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KeE
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by KeE » Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:36 am
Why, Max Product of course.
Otherwise, we have a small craze about the national hero and resistance fighter Max Manus here currently, caused by a new film featuring him...
Shall we move away from arid mathemathical puns now?
It is written.
MidasKnight
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by MidasKnight » Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:45 am
Yes we shall.
Why doesn't coffee taste the way it smells?
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
laurie
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by laurie » Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:59 pm
Try drinking it through your nose.
Can that be done?
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." -- Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
"So where the hell is he?" -- Laurie
voralfred
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by voralfred » Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:32 am
Easily! I do it very often! Just ask a friend to tell you a good joke while you are drinking!
Why does coffee taste even worse when drunk through the nose as I just described?
Human is as human does....Animals don't weep, Nine
[i]LMB, The Labyrinth [/i]
umsolopagas
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by umsolopagas » Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:25 am
Because the bit that enters the mouth mixes with other body fluids
as the rest of it is inhaled.
Why don't I like coffee?
Blackadder: Is it cunning?
KeE
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by KeE » Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:42 am
'Cause you just can't stand drinking Pachyderm-style.
Does elephants ever feel the need for a cuppa?
It is written.
umsolopagas
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by umsolopagas » Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:55 am
Not when they are all packed and ready to go.
Can I go eat my supper now?
Blackadder: Is it cunning?
sweetharleygirl
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by sweetharleygirl » Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:59 pm
Yes you may, but only if you bring some back for us.
What are you having for supper?
Live Well, Laugh Often & Love Much
Millions of people living as foes, maybe, it's not to late to learn how to love and forget how to hate. ~ Ozzy Osbourne
MidasKnight
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by MidasKnight » Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:09 pm
Vodka
Why do you ask?
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.