GAME: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Thread

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:37 am

In the morning you may be distracted by

and

and trying to explain that you didn't mean to do something like

. Later on I will send a kind gift, to be more precise,

(to be delivered by proxy).

Do you still want the brandy?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:25 am

Ick, no, don't like brandy.

Do you have and apple pucker though?

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:15 pm

No, but we have a cold glass of refreshing milk for you.

Will that be fine?

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:20 am

ah, milk! The udder cola. Set thwm up for the house.

Can I have some oreos with that?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:56 pm

Yes you can.

Will you share some with me?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:38 pm

I will be glad to share the oreos.

Do you think my virus (see sign-in/sign-out) can be electronically transmitted?

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:27 pm

only if your computer doesn't cover it's port when it coughs.

Can I have MORE oreos and milk?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:10 am

Yes you may, you can never get enough oreos and milk.

What is it about Oreos and milk that's so comforting?

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:59 pm

I think it is the chocolately goodness of the cookie and the nummy cold fluidity of of the milk.

Do you prefer skim, 1%, 2%, or whole milk?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 10:24 am

I'm not a big mild fan, but if I have to drink it I'd rather have skim.

Have you ever had milk right out of the cow?

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:14 am

Yes, but it turned out it was a bull...

Could you please not tell anyone though?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:26 am

Ewwww! tha's so wrong, but my lips are seald.

How are you going to keep it from everyone though?

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:17 pm

He won't be able to. He knows it (I start counting on one finger). You know it (I continue to count, on a second finger). And I know it (I reach the third finger). How many does that make?
Not III=three, we are not Romans. That makes 111=one hundred and eleven!

Where did I find this stupid joke?

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:22 pm

I dont know but you can keep it

What is the most stupid question / answer possible?

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:23 pm

This:

What?

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:19 pm

That.

And why?

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:28 pm

Because.

Why not?

And yes, I have had milk fresh from the cow. Delicious.

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:33 am

Because there could be consaquences.

But do you care?

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:33 pm

Not really.

Why should an evil empress care about such things?

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:45 am

Because evil empresses like to re-write the laws of do-this-or-else.

Have you mellowed in your dotage?

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:36 am

Nope, I mellow in my doobage.

Whats the deal with the penguin?

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:21 pm

I think the penguin looks dejected.

why is the penguin dejected?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:49 am

Because he has to do everything the alagator says.

Who put the alagator in charge?

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:49 pm

Well he is the brains of the duo. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Pengy (the dizzy penguin) and Mugger (the wily, wiry croc).

Will you ask why I gave them names?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:54 pm

Yes I will.

Why did you give them names?