GAME: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Thread

SPetty · Post by **SPetty** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:26 am

Nah. Then we'd all be too busy doing punishment for typos to participate in wonderful games like this.

Where is my black thread?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:42 am

Right there next to the white thread.

Why does my dog have to snore so LOUD!!??

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:36 pm

When animals were being created dogs selected B on question 149 of the "What features would you like" form. The question, I remind you, was "Would you like others to know you are asleep?"

Do you know for sure if you snore?

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:22 pm

Only if Homeland Security has you under surveillance and you see the actual tapes they record of you sleeping.

Why would Homeland Security allow you to view your own surveillance tapes?

SPetty · Post by **SPetty** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:08 pm

Because they're nice that way.

Wouldn't it be possible to set up a camcorder to tape yourself to see if you snore? (DH says I only snore "occasionally", though it seems to happen more often when I don't have a pillow)

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:47 pm

Yes, but suppose you recorded yourself sleep streaking.

Wouldn't that be embarrassing? (pun intended. LOL)

SPetty · Post by **SPetty** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:32 am

Only if it made its way to the internet or the tv at a family reunion.

Is there such a thing as enough books?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:43 am

Only if you have absolutly no more places to put them.

Why do certian books go out like crazy at the school library, but hardly go out at all at my library?

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:25 am

Because the school library has better disco lights

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Are we still in danger of being used as ingredients? /*wrings hands*/

SPetty · Post by **SPetty** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:40 am

We are now that you've brought it back up.

So, um (trying to change the subject)... read any good books lately?

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:00 pm

Well yeah.. I read the one about that guy who had a boil....then he went to the ocean in search of a cure...or was it a lake?...then he was sent a little blue box that had the whole galaxy.. then his boil burst.

Come on, you know the guy I am talking about. That story was so cool.

Did you read that book too?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:08 am

I think your post got into the wrong thread.

Didn't that sound like a question for "The Oracle?"

SPetty · Post by **SPetty** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:46 am

Depends.

Is it an actual book?

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:49 am

It is possible to make it so.

Did that disjointed drivel make sense?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:57 am

Um, no.

Will this fog ever go away today?

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:25 am

Not unless you utter the age old incantation which the younger members of the human race seem to think will change climate conditions. The only modification you will need is to switch rain for fog - it works for the older members of the human race.

Does a change of topic always flow better after bringing up the weather?

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:55 pm

If there has been enough rain to wash it out to sea....

Shall I make meatloaf instead of goulash?? Is it time for a change?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:37 am

I believe that it is always time for a change.

What would you like to change into?

SPetty · Post by **SPetty** » Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:02 pm

A smarter, healthier version of myself.

How smart is smart?

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:47 pm

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:49 pm

Hard to say.

or

?

Post by **laurie** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:37 pm

Definitely

-- the evil grin really does it for me.

What was Michael Collins doing while Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were walking on the Moon in 1969?

SPetty · Post by **SPetty** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:27 am

Trying to see if he could get AM radio in the shuttle.

What's the best brand of root beer?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:53 am

Bart's for Root Beer but I like Sasparilla best

Why is it called Sasparilla anyway?

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:02 pm

They were trying to appear fancy.

Where do you find sasparilla?