GAME: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Thread

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:27 am

I believe so.

Do you not read before you post?

ashellinak · Post by **ashellinak** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:00 pm

Perhaps there is reading done, however with the major short term memory loss, that reading is forgotten.

If Bob has three apples and he gives two away, what is Bob's last name?

SPetty · Post by **SPetty** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:44 pm

Tomato.

Where is my hairbrush?

Zybahn · Post by **Zybahn** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:06 am

I have no clue. Wanna borrow my chainsaw instead?

What's the best way to procrastinate?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:26 am

I'll think about that and let you know tomorrow.

Why are names intrinsically interesting?

SPetty · Post by **SPetty** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:17 am

Because it gives you something to say (hard to talk about anything without naming it, though I bet some people on here could accomplish it)

Why does soda pop in glass bottles taste better than the stuff in cans and plastic bottles?

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:55 pm

Because you can't taste glass, but you can taste plastic and metal.

Why do I get mad at my wife for stupid stuff.

Post by **laurie** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:33 pm

Because you have a Y chromosone.

::ducks::

Why won't my neighbors' dogs stop barking?

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:28 am

Theyre trying to drive you maaaad.

Why do I feel the need to read when theres nothing else going on?

susan sto helit · Post by **susan sto helit** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:55 am

Because I'm not there to wind you up.

Why do osters taste so icky?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:37 am

Because they're slimly and chewy and full of sand.

If oysters tast so icky why are they considered an aphrodisiac?

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:56 am

Because women are icky too.

*runs and hides*

Why cant I make the choice between staying in with a few drinks or going out but overcharged?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:00 am

Because men are indecisive. (you better hide!

)

Why is it so hard to let your kids make there own decisions?

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:26 pm

Because kids are stupid.

Why are kids stupid?

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:49 pm

Because they learn lots of habits by example/mimicry.

Why would this

be called a smiley?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:55 pm

Because this

is a smile turned upside down.

Wonder who came up with the whole "turn that frown upside down" thing anyway?

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:02 pm

Could be the same person who was philosophizing about a glass of water.

Where are the guys who thought the world would end in the year 2000?

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:37 am

Hiding in shame.

How come I can never find my keys, even when I've only just put them down?

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:25 am

The key cloaking device.

Where are all my coworkers this morning?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:26 am

They're at the party you wern't invited to.

Why is my husbands boss such an A**?

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:38 am

Because that is the role reserved for all bosses across the multiverse.

Why cant I gat my damn universal remote to work?

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:05 pm

Because it is a fake, it is an Irish remote.

Is telly that interesting?

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:36 am

Only if its got babes, booze or Hugh Laurie in it.

Why is it taking so long for series 4 of House to come out?

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:30 pm

The producers want you to crave it so much that you would sell your telly (heh) to get another dose.

Does HD really make telly more interesting?

Post by **laurie** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:11 pm

Only if HD stands for Hugh Dancy.

Where did Marco Polo get directions for his travels?