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He internally biodegrades his waste and doen't need to go to the toilet.

Why would anyone want to know that anyway? :shock: :?
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Curiosity.

Did it really kill the cat?
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Sadly yes, I forgot to chain him up after letting him out from his kennel.

Why do super-heroes get there powers in the most absurd ways?.
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Because they are writtten by ubsurd people.

How do you want them to get their powers?
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Post by umsolopagas »

The old-fashioned way - born with the powers.

So why do the super-hero guys wear their underpants on the outside?
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To show off their awesome underwear.


Where do they get their costumes anyway?
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From the same store as Lil Kim.

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So theres less of a chance that they have to smell their own "stench"


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Because you forgot to set it.

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Because it would look silly if it were square.


Why can't people watch their little kids better when they come into the library?
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Because Knowledge = Power = Energy = Matter = Mass. A library is just a genteel black hole that knows how to read, and sucks their minds into apathy.

Why cant the world be square?
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Because navigating the corners would be a daunting task (and the corners would be worn off over time by friction, just like my kids' blocks).

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Wherever I am standing, of course.

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Because there's a secret organization of people that run around and turn all the clocks forward when they sense that someone has reached a certain level of enjoyment.
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Why didnt you ask a stupid question?
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Because Raivyn is fairly new and hasn't posted in here before, rules are answer dumb question then post dumb question of your own, and didn't read said rules.


Why doesn't everyone read the rules? :?
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Because sometimes they're hard to find, and sometimes it's just easier not to.

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Because he/she needs to do some dining.

How cool was that rhyming? 8)
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About 3°C


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Wherever they're at.

When will my arm stop itching (contact dermatitis)?
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Never, unless it falls off. Bwahahaha!

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Who ever is the best will win the most.


Why can't it just rain instead of drizzling all dang day?
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Because the weather gods of the Midwest have gone mad. Mad I tell you, Mad Mad MAD!

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mccormack44 said:
Because the weather gods of the Midwest have gone mad. Mad I tell you, Mad Mad MAD!
:lol: :lol: :lol: I'd have to whole heartedly agree with you there!!
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Because you are getting the wrong answers.

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