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It is a well known fact that every esoteric food item tastes like chicken.

Why are chinese people so short?
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If they were any taller they would be heavier, and the land mass of China would start sinking under their combined weight.

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Because theyre high-enas.

Why is belly button lint always blue no matter what you wear?
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Because normal skin is blue.

Why is yours this sickly pinkish hue?
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Because I sneak into random people's houses under the cover of darkness and dye their skins odd shades.

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Because all the other numbers laugh at it and call it names




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Because they nearly always get it wrong (In this country, at any rate.)

Why cant I lick my elbow? Some people can.
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Because your tongue is too short.

Why do you want to?
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I have dried BBQ sauce on it.

Why does alligator taste like chicken, only more chewy?
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Because nibbling on your shoes after "accidentally" stepping on fried wings does not qualify as a serving of alligator (and you can put down the hand-bag, it, too, doesn't qualify).

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The books all became more boring, and the attention span of people shrank as a result.

Why are most pugs (breed of dog) fawn (mostly beige) when the dominant DNA coloring is black?
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Because. (Not because anything, just because.)

What ever happened to Wheatus?
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I ate it. Rather stale, really.

Why does the earth rotate on it's axis in the direction that it does?
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Because it would be impossible for it to rotate in the direction that it doesn't.

Why does the Earth rotate at all?
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Either to get you to your destination faster, or (if you're going in the other direction) to slow you down from reaching your destination. :)

Why can't I manage to fit in exercise time when I have plenty of time to come up with the next part of so many games in the appendix?
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Because you know that if you stay in the appendix long enough you will start to feel tired; just like the first and last time you went to the gym. :lol:

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Because if they just licked it wouldn't really get them anywhere. You're kinda tasty too.

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Yes, Carmen's in San Diego.

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Its not my place to say.
Why then if the earth rotates, and I jump as high as I can up and down all day, do I not go anywhere?
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Because you secretly want to stay in the same place, and jump just a little bit to the side.

Why do small children like to watch the same movie over and over and over and over ?
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Post by sweetharleygirl »

Well a lot of people say they just like to watch what's familiar, that's just crap, :roll: they really do it just to annoy us parents, because when they're with other people at other homes they can't wait to watch something they haven't seen before!! :x

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Because "the bike" does not really want to exercise and needs a little nudge.

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There's more of it. There's only one truth, and a whole bunch of alternate realities.

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Hmmm... guessed I asked an unanswerable question. :(

How about

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They have all been eaten by little green men.

Are the little green men the reason why I cannot find my ancestors from my mother's side of my family?
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