GAME: The Demented Wish Game

susan sto helit · Post by **susan sto helit** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:51 am

Everybody dies horribly.

Peace now riegns supreme.

I wish I was the richest person on the planet.

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:05 pm

Granted you are now the only person on the planet.

I wish I were a rock star.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:36 am

Granted, you are now a star shaped piece of rock (metamorphic, if you were wondering.)

I wish for telekinetic powers.

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:28 pm

Granted. Only you don't know how to control your powers which leads to death by flying objects.

I wish I knew how to swim (and float for that matter)

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:53 am

Granted, the world surface is full of water, you learn to swim because it is either that or drown, but you cant sleep and die of sleep deprivation.

I wish I had supermans powers.

Raivyn · Post by **Raivyn** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:43 am

Granted but society goes beserk at someone so different and burns you at the stake.

I wish I had a pet tiger.

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:08 am

Granted. You have one, tamed to you. But one day for some reason you smell a bit different from usually, he does not recognize you, and tears you apart horribly before eating you still alive.

I wish I was still in Iceland.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:57 am

Granted, you are enveloped in a huge landslide in the middle of a valley of ice, floating on a continent sized iceberg.

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:42 am

I wish you'd make a wish so one could dement it.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:40 am

Damnation.

Sorry.

I wish for wealth and power.

ravenwing989 · Post by **ravenwing989** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:57 pm

Granted, but then you are murdered for all the wealth and power you obtain.

I wish school would hurry up and start already!

SPetty · Post by **SPetty** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:13 pm

Aren't you the one who wished the summer wouldn't go by too fast??

Anyway, Granted. School has started, but you've lost your schedule and have no idea what your classes are or WHERE they are, and you're stuck lost in the cafeteria (and all the vending machines are broken).

I wish my daughter weren't always so bored (and irritating when she's bored).

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:36 am

Granted, she now constantly bugging and wearing you out by arranging things like picnics/trips to the zoo ect.

I wish it would stop raining everytime I go out without a coat.

SPetty · Post by **SPetty** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:29 pm

Granted, but now you get torrential downpours every time you go out with a coat (and the water is always deep enough to be an inch deeper than the footwear you're wearing).

I wish everything I cooked would taste good, and be optimally nutritionally balanced.

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:20 pm

Granted but now everyone takes your cooking for granted, you never get any recognition for the wonderful food you prepare and you go insane with anger.

I wish it was next week so my summer library classes would be over!!

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:09 am

Granted, but in the week that you miss, world war four breaks out and everybody dies exept you.

I wish there was life out there...

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:47 pm

Granted. "High there, being of the Earth!

I wish you'll take me to your leader"

Raivyn · Post by **Raivyn** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:15 pm

Granted, but because you are roughly the size and shape of a delicious looking hamburger, our leader mistakes you as his lunch and eats you.

I wish it would rain more where I live, but not flood.

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:12 pm

Granted, you now live in the beautiful NW of the United States, only you happen to be allergic to trees and suffer tremendously

I wish I wasn't injured and can't go to practice

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:02 am

Granted. You are no longer injured, but everybody else is.

I wish I could gain wieght easyier.

ravenwing989 · Post by **ravenwing989** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:41 pm

Granted, you gain weight easier but you can't stop gaining it!! You swell up quite a bit.

I wish it would rain here.

SPetty · Post by **SPetty** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:59 pm

Granted. It rains there, but nowhere else, the crops fail, and famine sets in.

I wish my dog didn't have digestive problems (he smells as a result).

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:07 am

Granted, he now has haletosis instead.

I wish my job paid better.

ravenwing989 · Post by **ravenwing989** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:18 am

Granted, your job pays you very well. But then someone higher up decrees you are making too much money so you have to give every single penny up.

I wish that I could make my stupid signature as long as I want!!!

SPetty · Post by **SPetty** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:12 pm

the grim squeaker wrote:Granted, he now has haletosis instead.

(Actually, it seems to have morphed from gas to diarrhea.

Ahem, back to the game.)

Granted, but now your signature is complete jibberish.

I wish I got paid to sit around and read interesting websites all day.