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the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:45 am

K, you shall remain enlightened.

Btw Laurie, I hadnt heard of that speech before, even though I live in plymouth. But I'll concede it is rather more succinct than I managed to write.

Oh, I did however glom the "WE ARE STILL HERE!" bit from morpheus' speech to zion in the matrix 3.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:42 am

Phew, thats another one down.
See all'y'all tomorrow, and bring a sheild, cuz its gonna get hairy...

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:50 am

Am having severe problems with my server, am not sure if its worths putting an episode up today, as I keep losing the damned connection.
Will try.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:24 am

All sorted.

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Im not sure how long I can keep the story running though, as people tend to get written out when they die/get limbs hacked off.

Any suggestions people?

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:34 am

You can count me in.

Bad.
Forgetful.

Oh, I am in already?

What you could do is forget that some people die/lose limbs, etc.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:45 am

Nah, that would only work for a forgetful evil overlord, like er, wossisname. Begins with a, you know, written thing.

How about necromancy?

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:40 am

the grim squeaker wrote:Phew, thats another one down.
See all'y'all tomorrow, and bring a sheild, cuz its gonna get hairy...

Well, okay. Maybe next edition it will.

Post by **KiltanneN** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:53 am

I realise I am WAAAYYY behind the 8-ball here - but can you count me in?

It would be entirely appropriate for me to have 3 personalities...

And a short summary of me - "Kiwi - with itchy feet"

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:13 am

Its never too late, I can always squeeze someone in.
Check out the updated issue.
Am loving the Zell avatar, btw.

Your request has been implemented.

As you didnt state good or bad, you will be neutral.
(And my interpretation of *kiwi, but with itchy feet* suggests MENTAL/SANE/NOT MENTAL BUT CANT PROVE IT.)

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:38 am

I must admit that progress has slowed recently, as both my G.F and daughter have a stomach bug.
So I am acting unpaid nurse this week, and can only manage a few paragraphs at a time. Enjoy.

"Patience, Iago" -Jafar, aladdin

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:42 am

Phew. another one writes the dust. (see what I did there?)

The views just reached six hundred, and someone else cast a vote!

Sweeeet.

Hope you enjoy, Kiltly boy. (And there)

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:58 pm

I just found out there was a vote, I didn't see it before. Sure I love it... especially since I shall prevail as soon as I find my spanish..er... whatever language dictionary to be able to understand the manuel for my doomsday device!

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:53 pm

I hope that the persona "Cinders" takes over soon. Since Griever the Bear reacts only to the smell of the being that cured him from the arrows, he'll stay faithful to the body with that smell whether it belongs to Cinders or to Kahrey. Since Cinders is evil, I'll have two powerful allies strategically placed right in the middle of the enemy camp.
That and finding a dictionary from ... Italian? Portuguese? ...whatever... to ..some other language, that will permit me to understand the user's manual of my Doomsday Device.....
And then I'll turn Spellinkland's army into enough pasties to satisfy Tollbaby for her entire lifetime.
Laurie I'll confine in my dungeon and compel to write lines from dawn to dusk:
"AÃ¯e chÃ¨le note smache maÃ¯ Emmeperore fore ize spÃ¨lingue, bikoze ize spÃ¨lingue ize djeuste aze goude aze maÃ¯ne, ife note bÃ¨teur"

Ah non mais!

Post by **KiltanneN** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:00 pm

the grim squeaker wrote:As you didnt state good or bad, you will be neutral.
(And my interpretation of *kiwi, but with itchy feet* suggests MENTAL/SANE/NOT MENTAL BUT CANT PROVE IT.)

I meant to say either - but with 3 personalities that opens up whole possibilities...

The "Kiwi - with itchy feet' simply refers to me being a Kiwi - and having that "I can do anything with a bit of #8 wire and sticky tape" attitude, and the itchy feet means that I love travelling - have lived in many countries - and hopefully have somewhat of a cosmopolitan outlook on other cultures...

Post by **KiltanneN** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:48 pm

OK - Have finally read the story.

Excellent!

Enjoyable, and very readable.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:28 am

susan sto helit · Post by **susan sto helit** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:44 am

omg tom, you shouled have told me bout this place ages ago!
I'm at the library with little miss.

Evil and transylvanian.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:52 am

Suse? We dont usually go in for names here, btw. How did you find this?
I take it youre feeling better?

susan sto helit · Post by **susan sto helit** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:55 am

Most visited>history.

Now I know why the phone bill is so high.

And yes, I an

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:00 am

susan sto helit wrote:omg tom, you shouled have told me bout this place ages ago!
I'm at the library with little miss.

Evil and russian.

It has been added to my list of things to do today.
Dastardlyliarland ok?

susan sto helit · Post by **susan sto helit** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:03 am

Antwhere will do hun.

I gotta go now, have 2 do that thing I told you bout.

X

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:14 am

No worries, she'll be right.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:48 am

voralfred wrote:I just found out there was a vote, I didn't see it before. Sure I love it... especially since I shall prevail as soon as I find my spanish..er... whatever language dictionary to be able to understand the manuel for my doomsday device!

It is indeed, my forgetful friend.
(Were you making with the funny?)

BTW,

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:50 am

susan sto helit wrote:Most visited>history.

Now I know why the phone bill is so high.

And yes, I an

My bad. How many hours do you get online with your library card suse?

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:11 am

susan sto helit wrote:omg tom, you shouled have told me bout this place ages ago!
I'm at the library with little miss.

Evil and transylvanian.

*Grrr*
Dont edit after a quote helit!

I have edited according to your wishes, and I also advise against asking me for preferencial treatment (I, for example, feature very little.)

Youve found time to pop back in and cause inconsistancies, so I take it she wasnt in then?