GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately Thread

Post by **laurie** » Sat May 03, 2008 7:38 pm

Unfortunately, that appears to be a lifetime job.

kapil111 · Post by **kapil111** » Sun May 04, 2008 7:34 am

Fortunately this job is FUN

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Sun May 04, 2008 4:51 pm

Unfortunately it is only fun for me, who sits back and watches

ravenwing989 · Post by **ravenwing989** » Mon May 05, 2008 7:45 pm

Fortunately, I get a bonus for cleaning up moonwolf's mayhem.

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Mon May 05, 2008 10:24 pm

Unfortunately (for everyone else) you are the only person that would ever get a bonus for cleaning up my mayhem

kapil111 · Post by **kapil111** » Wed May 07, 2008 5:43 am

Fortunately Heaven and Hell issue their 1st public statement that the bonus should be shared between all of us.

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Wed May 07, 2008 8:11 am

Unfortunately sharing is not something many people are all that good at.

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Wed May 07, 2008 11:32 pm

Fortunately, the Queen of Mayhem dissolved the 1st public statement in a large tank of acid.

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Thu May 08, 2008 9:41 am

Unfortunately the Queen of Mayhem accidently dissolved her fingers in that tank of acid.

Echus Cthulhu Mythos · Thu May 08, 2008 8:25 pm

Fortunately, in a marval of medical science, they have been replaced with razor sharp talons.

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Thu May 08, 2008 8:45 pm

Unfortunately and consequently, I look like Edward Scissorhands

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Fri May 09, 2008 1:26 am

Fortunately, this is perfect for your new hobby, ice sculpting.

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Fri May 09, 2008 8:44 am

Unfortunately it make relationships somewhat dangerous.

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Fri May 09, 2008 11:43 am

Fortunately she is to busy spreading mayhem to worry about relationships.

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Fri May 09, 2008 8:07 pm

Unfortunately, I harm my minions with my scissorhands and they are no longer able to do the work I force them to do.

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Fri May 09, 2008 10:22 pm

Fortunately they now get disability payments.

Echus Cthulhu Mythos · Fri May 09, 2008 10:27 pm

Unfortunately, the tax-payer has to pay and the money spent on paying their disabilities is money which would have cured cancer had it been spent on research.

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Fri May 09, 2008 11:25 pm

Fortunately, thanks to advanced modern technology, I under went plastic and organic surgery to have normal human hands once again. (I really just wanted hands again)

And yes, I believe that I made up "organic surgery" .... I'm pretty sure you get what I mean

Echus Cthulhu Mythos · Sat May 10, 2008 6:15 am

Unfortunately, as the first patient to undergo this new treatment of organic surgery, there is a significant side effect. You turn into "Tree Woman".

Urgh. *Shudders*

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Sun May 11, 2008 1:41 am

*AAAAHHHH THATS SCARY!* Fortunately, the process was fixed and happily ever after.

Yeah, right.

kapil111 · Post by **kapil111** » Mon May 12, 2008 7:42 am

Unfortunately the fixing process has side effects and now the patients turns into Seaweed Woman.

(sry i don't hav a pic)

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Tue May 13, 2008 12:37 pm

Fortunatly seaweed doesn't hurt like bark does so all is well.

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Tue May 13, 2008 3:18 pm

Unfortunately she is now being chased around by a group of Japanese sushi chefs who want to slice off her seaweed fingers so they can dry them out and wrap up their tuna rolls with.

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Tue May 13, 2008 3:27 pm

Fortunately my seaweed hands come with ... SUPER POWERS and I am able to fight off the EVIL sushi men and save the day. *Superman pose*

kapil111 · Post by **kapil111** » Wed May 14, 2008 6:05 am

unfortunately...while strikin the 'superman pose'...moonwolf slipped on his seaweeds and feel off a very tall building...(to be continued)