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Post by voralfred »

I found ECM's joke much funnier than dead babies jokes.
And the reason is precisely it is so politically incorrect. The more unexpected the punchline, the better the joke. And while one more dead baby joke is just disgusting, not surprising, the sheer unexpectedness of that joke's punchline in the view of the ambient PC atmosphere really causes a laugh.
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Dead baby joke:

What's the difference between a dead baby and warm apple pie?
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You wipe the cum off the pie before you eat it


Racist joke:

Why do they include cotton in pill-bottles?
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To remind black people of what they did before they sold drugs


Random build-up joke:

What's harder to do than get an elephant in a Volkswagen bug?
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Get two elephants in a bug.
What's harder than getting two elephants into the bug?
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Get four elephants into the bug.
What's harder than getting four elephants into the bug?
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Getting four pregnant elephants into the bug.
And what's harder than getting four pregnant elephants into the bug?
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Getting four elephants pregnant in the bug.


Reverse un-PC joke:

Why are women such bad drivers?
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They have no depth perception: they've spent the entire of their teenage and adult lives being told that this [--] is six inches([------])

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What is necrophilia?

the urge to crack open a cold one.
'You can take our lives but you'll never take our freedom!' he screamed.
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Whats blue and flies around the room?

A baby with a punctured lung.
'You can take our lives but you'll never take our freedom!' he screamed.
Carcer's men looked at one another, puzzled by what sounded like most badly thought-out war cry in the history of the universe.
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