GAME: The Demented Wish Game

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:00 am

Granted. It does put itself away somewhere on the Andromeda Galaxy. Now you have to buy it all over again.

I wish laundry would stay clean so not only I would not have to put it away, but not even to wash it.

ashellinak · Post by **ashellinak** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:10 pm

Granted - your laundry stays clean and you never have to wash it because you have developed a severe allergy to all clothing materials and can no longer wear clothes.

(That was a hard one)

I wish Johnny Depp would get off his butt, move to Alaska, and fulfill some life long wish of mine,

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:04 pm

Granted, but he doesn't quite measure up to what you were expecting if you know what I mean.

I wish that my school had won at academic competion last night instead of getting third.

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:50 pm

Granted. However, upon grabbing the trophy you are teleported off to a cemetary where Voldemort awaits you. dun dun dun.

I wish that I hadn't pulled a muscle in my shoulder

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:43 pm

Granted, you pulled your groin instead.

I wish my 2 year old would fall asleep.

Post by **laurie** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:20 pm

Granted, but your plans for what you will do after she's asleep go up in smoke when you fall asleep with her.

I wish the check really was in the mail.

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:12 am

Granted, but it gets lost in the mail.

I wish I felt well rested.

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:25 am

Granted you do feel well rested, if fact you are so well rested you never need to rest again, but your body wears our quicker and your life expectancy goes down by half.

I wish my husband would come home early from his snowmobiling trip.

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:52 pm

Granted, but he comes home early because he has broken nearly every bone in his body.

I wish that my dogs were better behaved.

Echus Cthulhu Mythos · Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:14 am

After a visit to the taxidermist, your dogs are now permenantly well-behaved.

I wish the weekend wasn't over.

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:27 am

Granted. Even in NZ there are still 2 hours and a half till sunday midnight. Enjoy them while you can, because in 2 hours and 35 minutes it'll be monday for you (but only sunday noon for me nyark nyark nyark)

I wish gpackin would give us a better view of the fascinating tatoo on the inside of his left arm.

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:48 pm

Granted, but now you have to get a tattoo and show all of us.

I wish I could justify spending the money that is being spent on more important things on more tattoos.

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:30 pm

Granted, but you feel so justified that you spend all of your money on tatoos for you, your friends, and random strangers.

I wish my dad hadn't bought the wrong ink for our printer.

ashellinak · Post by **ashellinak** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:56 am

Granted, he purchased the right ink, but now you have the wrong printer.

I wished my CD rom and my USB port worked on my laptop.

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:41 am

Granted. They do now, but your laptop's keyboard doesn't respond anymore.

I wish my old laptop's ethernet connection would work so I won't have to fight with my son for accessing the Internet on the new laptop.

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:18 pm

Granted. However, still no ethernet, instead no son.

I wish that my Dragon Boat practices didn't wear me out so much.

Echus Cthulhu Mythos · Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:24 am

Granted. You are now a 'roid monster with gigantic rippling traps/lats.

I wish my days weren't so long!

ravenwing989 · Post by **ravenwing989** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:41 pm

Granted. Rather, your days are so short you don't have enough time to do what you want!

I wish I had more time to work on my giant Civil War project!

Post by **laurie** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:25 pm

Granted. You are transported back in time to Fort Sumter, April 1861. You now have 4 years to complete your Civil War project -- if you can survive the Civil War, that is.

I wish I could go to London this summer.

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:17 pm

Granted, you get to go to London, Texas for the summer.

I wish I could decide whether to spend a couple of days in London or Edinburgh this summer before and after the workshop that I'm attending in Durham, England.

ashellinak · Post by **ashellinak** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:06 pm

Granted - I fix your teleporter so you could have enough time to do both, but you accidently say "Londenburgh" and end up in another dimension.

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I wish all the exercising I have been doing lately would start showing!

kapil111 · Post by **kapil111** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:49 am

Granted, i can see your bones pushing through your skin(it shows' eh?

depends on what sort of exercise you're doin)

I wish my back-injury would just go away.

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:26 am

Granted your back injary went away....but because you can't freeze time it came right back.

I wish it would stop raining for more than a day, a week rain free would be nice.

ravenwing989 · Post by **ravenwing989** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:00 pm

Granted, the rain goes away for one whole month!!! But then all the rain that was stored up gets dumped all at once and washes away your house and car in a flash flood!!

I wish I was going to the amusent park with my friends & boyfriend this weekend.

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:17 pm

Granted, however your boyfriend has much more fun with one of your friends than he does with you and decides it's time to start seeing other people.

I wish it wasn't raining in Chicago right now so the Orioles game against the White Sox could resume.