GAME: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Thread

felonius · Post by **felonius** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:18 pm

Only if it hurts.

Why is it called your 'funny' bone if it hurts when you hit it?

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:37 pm

Because there is nothing more hilarious than seeing someone ELSE get hurt.

Why do people laugh at the misery of others?

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:24 pm

Because someone laughed at their pain.

Who was the first to start this vicious cycle?

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:31 pm

Adam, who laughed at the first PMS suffered by Eve, who then invented the frying pan to beat him with.

Is there any hope at all of a snowday for me this week?

Post by **laurie** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:20 am

No, but you could fake being sick to get a day off.

What do teacher hate about snow days?

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:20 am

That they don't come often enough?

Why don't more snowdays come? At least two a week?

felonius · Post by **felonius** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:06 pm

Because then they couldn't be weekdays anymore.

I'm sorry to return to the zombies again, but -

What is the sound of one zombie clapping?

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:27 pm

Well, if he is holding a half-consumed brain in his hands at the time, it is probably "squelch, spurch, squish."

Why the fixation with Zombies? You aren't experimenting with your chemistry set again, are you? Don't you remember what happened the LAST time?

felonius · Post by **felonius** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:39 pm

"Of course I remember - but this time will be different... *KNOCK* *KNOCK* Er...yes?"

"Herr Frankenstein? It is Igor - I have brought the..."

"Coming!"

Which came first - the zombie or the brain?

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:53 pm

It had to be the brain because zombies had to come from "turned" humans, and a "turned" human will have had a brain.

Why don't zombies like deviled eggs instead of brain? I likes me a nice deviled egg, I does.

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:24 pm

Because the zombies wouldn't be scary if they didn't eat brains.

How would boys get to first base if the zombies in the movies weren't scary?

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:47 pm

Outrunning a line drive?

What's so great about first base?

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:16 pm

You gotta start somewhere, it's not like you can go straight to third base.

Is it harder to score with a Sticky Wicket?

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:26 pm

Yes

What is a Sticky Wicket?

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:02 am

You would know if you were familiar with cricket.

Why did they name it cricket anyway?

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:58 pm

because they ran out of names to call them.

why can't i think of a stupid question?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:33 pm

Because you're to smart to think of stupid questions.

Why does a city at night, when viewed from the top of a hill, look like christmas when it's just a bunch of boring old street lights?

ravenwing989 · Post by **ravenwing989** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:40 pm

Because your brain automatically associates lights of any kind with a holiday.

Why does Valentine's Day suck in all extremes?

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:30 pm

It's only fun if you have someone to spend it with, ie not you or me.

Why do those with someone to spend Valentines with like to rub it in others' faces?

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:38 am

because they had it rubbed in their faces when they didn't have anyone so they feel honored to do it themselves.

why are they playing sad love songs on the radio when its supposed to be "Happy" valentines day?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:32 am

Because everyone associates sad love songs with unrequited love which is technically still love, even if it isn't returned by someone else. Boy what a dumb answer!

Why are no kids coming into the library today, they don't have school so I should be swamped!

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:19 pm

They have decided that books are dumb and are watching crappy tv instead.

Why would anyone pick crappy tv over books?

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 5:36 pm

Because they don't know how to read.

Why did I just watch 12 hours of "The L Word"?

ravenwing989 · Post by **ravenwing989** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:50 pm

Because the government ninjas made you do it.

Why does something you do feel so wrong even when it should be right? Like giving someone a hug, yet you like someone else?

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:48 pm

Because you are a clone.

Why isn't there a smiley that shows suspicion?