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"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
Jack Handey
Why in the world do some people feel they are beyond the usage of the words "please" and "thank you?"
"Larry is taken aback. The thought had never occured to him.
No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become
of his hairbrush? Larry wonders ..." Veggie Tales
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
Jack Handey
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." -- Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." -- Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Because you're dead and don't happen to live in Chicago.**
What is in the sky tonight?
** A city where dead people vote early and often most years.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." -- Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." -- Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Soccer is a game in which a handful of fit men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.
-Anonymous
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
Jack Handey
I am quite certain they do--when the young lady who has excited the Zombie's interest says, "You only love me for my body, don't you?" the misunderstood zombie shuffles his feet and says, "No, my sweet. It is for your MIND....or at least your delicious BRAIN."
Why is it that Zombies are so entranced with brain-eating?
I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
Wandering through this world of woe
But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
In that bright land
To which I go
when the young lady who has excited the Zombie's interest says, "You only love me for my body, don't you?" the misunderstood zombie shuffles his feet and says, "No, my sweet. It is for your MIND....or at least your delicious BRAIN."
Why is it that Zombies are so entranced with brain-eating?
Because of the Warren Commission.
Would you rather ride on a train, dance in the rain, or feel no pain?
