GAME: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Thread

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:10 am

KeE wrote: How do you cure mainacal, menacing sniggering?

You call Laurie the Spelling Mistress to come and

you

Why does one say "Violets are blue" when they are really purple, or rather, violet?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:23 am

Because it's hard to find anything to rhyme with purple.

Yesterday it was 50, today it's 10 with very high winds and snow, why does the weather have to change so drastically, can't it just make up it's mind?

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:59 pm

The gods toy with us, my dear. They love to see us squirm.

Why are the gods so relentlessly cruel?

ashellinak · Post by **ashellinak** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:48 pm

To keep us on our toes. If they back down, we could take over and they do not want that!

Why do only farmers see UFO's?

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:39 pm

They're the only ones with a high enough intelect to see them.

Where have all the cowboys gone?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:52 pm

They're out ride'n fences.

Wouldn't it hurt to ride a fence?

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:32 pm

Yes.

How much is that doggy in the window?

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:43 pm

$4.95 per lb. Makes a great stew.

Would you eat dog stew?

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:01 pm

Never! Dogs are loving pets, have three myself.

Does anyone else have pets?

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:23 pm

I have a mangy, geriatric cat who pees on the kitchen floor when she's mad at me and pukes on my bed for recreation.

Why do I love this furry beast?

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:31 pm

Because you look into their eyes and it melts your heart.

When will this bad weather end?

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:51 pm

It will never end. We will all be suffocated under a huge blanket of snow.

Why do they call it a "blanket" of snow when it is so freaking COLD??

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:57 pm

Because the weathermen are fearful that we will take their lives if they don't trick our supposedly "simple" minds.

Why does the cow jump over the moon?

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:22 pm

Because she likes to dance and its not like the moon was very high in the sky when she did it, what with that drunken man who lives in it staying up too late.

Does anyone understand my answer?

Post by **laurie** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:49 am

Huh?

Should we be reasonable?

felonius · Post by **felonius** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:53 am

Stop asking so many foolish questions and give me some peace!

How does one politely broach the subject of bad instestinal gas to a co-worker?

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:18 pm

Anonymously leave packets of Beano and GAS-X on the afflicted person's desk.

Why do people share their intestinal gases in public?

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:17 pm

They find it funny.

Does anyone want to know what the strange answer to why the cow jumped over the moon means?

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:55 pm

I'm sure someone does.

Are you dying to tell us?

KeE · Post by **KeE** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:42 am

To prevent unneccesary manslaughter, I will have to tell:
This is a story that might not end well
Frodo got drunk and started to sing
Could not keep his hands from fiddlin' with the ring
The song might have been good, but staying off the ale might have been better
With ringwraiths alerted the Pony proved no shelter

Now, why do I see Tolkien refereneces in almost everything?

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:07 am

Because all what we call "the real world" is in fact nothing but a book written by Bilbo, in which we are only characters, including Tolkien himself.

Now why did the forum change my title from "Vlad's Minion" to "Shakespearean Groupie"?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:19 am

Because they did not think you minion enough to belong to Vald.

When you tell kids to hurry up, why do they always end up going slower?

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:18 pm

Because children are pernicious creatures.

Why don't we just bathe them in Holy Water?

felonius · Post by **felonius** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:40 am

Because that's dated.

Why are the acts of crying and laughing so closely related?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:18 pm

Because your tear ducts are connected to your funny bone.

I hate fire and I'm definatly not a man (I don't think

) so why am I now labled Fireman?