GAME: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Thread

Post by **gollum** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:32 pm

A land of Tim-Tams and Banana Smoothies.

Is the internet a conspiracy?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:42 pm

Sure â€” a conspiracy to spread knowledge.

Do you believe in the internet?

tollbaby · Post by **tollbaby** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:00 am

No, it's merely a figment of my imagination.

Will diet pepsi and mini wheats spontaneously explode if mixed in my stomach?

violetblue · Post by **violetblue** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:55 am

No, but try diet COKE (Pepsi, ew) and Mentos, then post the results on YouTube.

How much is a figment?

tollbaby · Post by **tollbaby** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:59 am

I don't think figments can be measured

Why am I stuck inside working when we've got spring-like weather and sunshine outside?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 2:50 pm

Because work is a constant and weather is ephemeral.

Why is housework also a constant?

Kuroc · Post by **Kuroc** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:37 pm

because the house always needs to be cleaned.

Why won't my dog let me use her as a footstool?

Post by **KiltanneN** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:17 pm

Because she objects to a wet back.

Why is the chance of rain inversly proportional to the need for it?

KeE · Post by **KeE** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:11 am

God is an engineer. He follows the laws of engineering, as his latest prophet Murphy explained them.

What is this in my pocket?

tollbaby · Post by **tollbaby** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:49 am

You shouldn't be taking that out in polite company

(not that there is any here...)

Should I get a weekend job?

Post by **wolfspirit** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:17 am

Of course not, the book site is already your weekend job.

Should I have peanut butter and honey, or peanut butter and banana sandwich?

Scott

tollbaby · Post by **tollbaby** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:34 am

A peanut butter and banana sandwich with honey, of course! (and a sprinkling of cinnamon - yum).

Why won't they let 30 year old women have hysterectomies?

nzilla · Post by **nzilla** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:38 pm

Those dirty doctors only want to see perky young uteri, not old saggy ones.

How do I know other people aren't really made out of toffee on the inside?

Post by **laurie** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:50 pm

The only way to find out is to bite them - and you'll get arrested if you do that.

Where did my journal go?

Post by **gollum** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:00 pm

Someone wrote 'Get a LIFE.' So it did!

Why are thunderstorms so noisy?

KeE · Post by **KeE** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:06 am

Because Thor claps with both hands.

Why does the songbird sing?

tollbaby · Post by **tollbaby** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:21 pm

He doesn't have lips, and that makes whistling difficult.

Why are bugles bad for you?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:30 pm

They're made with corn.

Why am I STILL working on the anthology box?

KeE · Post by **KeE** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:16 am

You haven't got your priorities right. If you repair your still first, the product thereof should help you get through your still waiting anthology.

What is art?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:14 pm

What the people say it is (FORGET the critics!).

Why is the wind still wuthering?

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:15 am

It won't stop until May 2nd, when my mother won't be in her Heighties anymore (she'll turn 90).

I told you I'd outpun Brad eventually

Why do you call pasta "pasta"?

tollbaby · Post by **tollbaby** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:33 am

Because it would be rude to call it anything else....

Why do my coworkers persist in torturing me with gummi bears?

KeE · Post by **KeE** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:30 pm

Would you rather they used live ones? The because is that they are as kind as they can!

Why do I have to work this weekend?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:26 pm

Because if you don't the world will starve.

Why am I still deciding what to take to the stitching retreat?

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:49 am

Because whatever you decide to take, you'll find out you took a lot of useless things and forgot to take precisely the most important one.

Were do the things go, that are "gone with the wind"?