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Post by Hunter B »

Same reason you can't fast-forward through the pre-views (especially on Disney DVDs :evil: )





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Post by voralfred »

Since english-speaking people cannot seem to find the answer, here is one in French only

Tous les deux font des bulles avec de l'encre.
untranslatable pun on: using ink to make bubbles/bulls (as in:papal bulls)

Why do yo say "Violets are blue" when they really are violet?
Human is as human does....Animals don't weep, Nine

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Post by CodeBlower »

Cuz the author was color-blind.


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Post by mccormack44 »

Time enough.

Why am I still awake?
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Post by tollbaby »

I wondered that myself when I saw you still posting as I logged off for the night.

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Post by mccormack44 »

Because it tastes good and is easy to get.

Why do I write long posts?
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Post by tollbaby »

Because you have much knowledge to share.

Why are burritos so damn good?
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Post by mccormack44 »

Because they are loaded with fat.

Why does it LOOK warm when the thermometer says otherwise?
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Post by tollbaby »

Because Mother Nature lies. While smiling and stabbing you in the back. Seriously.

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Post by PolarisDiB »

'Cause you did have them on, you just need another prescription.

Why am I still school though its cancelled due to snow?

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Post by CodeBlower »

Because somebody forgot to tell you.


Why do the people at the store look at me funny when I'm wearing shorts during a blizzard?
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Post by tollbaby »

Maybe because they're not accustomed to seeing a blue-skinned man ;)

Why didn't I think ahead to buy myself a diet coke while I was at the store???
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Post by gollum »

Because you secretly lusted after the full sugar/caffeine variety (such restraint :worship: )

Why am I at the computer instead of enjoying the outdoors on my day-off?
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Post by tollbaby »

because you're addicted :P (regular coke? Gross, dude, seriously. ICK.)

Why do I keep falling for guys who live over 500 (or in this case 3,000) miles away from me? *le sigh*
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Post by mccormack44 »

Because "Distance makes the heart grow fonder."

Why didn't I get enough done today?
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Post by CodeBlower »

Because the you have too much fun reading what everybody's doing on here ...


What's the opposite of duck?
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Post by wolfspirit »

Goose. (Duck, Duck, Goose, obviously a combination of opposites)

Why can't I seem to get more than 5 hours of sleep a night?

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Post by mccormack44 »

Because your brain is too busy.

Why is it so COLD out?
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Post by gollum »

Because outside is really, really big...and sometimes I forget, and turn my heater off - sorry about that :oops:

Why do 'bent penny's' always turn up, not down?

EDIT: fixed grammar errors (I hope)
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Post by Greabo Girl »

Because the mole people turn their penny magnets off at that exact moment.


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When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes a-runnin'.

But not to help.
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Post by laurie »

Biscuit Eater's bubblegum


Why won't it stop snowing?
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Post by wolfspirit »

Because your location says you live where flurries is where you get two feet of snow. And they keep predicting flurries.

Why are all of the classes I need to take scheduled early in the morning?

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Post by laurie »

Because your college channels Ben Franklin ("Early to bed....")


Did you see that dog?
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Post by mccormack44 »

No, I was watching the cat chase something.

Was it chasing the dog?
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Post by KeE »

No, it was dogging something else.

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It is written.
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