A home for our "Off-Topic" Chats. Like to play games? Tell jokes? Shoot the breeze about nothing at all ? Here is the place where you can hang out with the IBDoF Peanut Gallery and have some fun.
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Hunter B
Buster
Posts: 7461 Joined: Fri May 21, 2004 11:12 pmLocation: Cypress, CA
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by Hunter B Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:06 pm
Same reason you can't fast-forward through the pre-views (especially on Disney DVDs
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How is a squid like the Pope?
"Explanation is not an escape from suffering."
voralfred
Carpal Tunnel Victim
Posts: 5817 Joined: Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:53 amLocation: Paris
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by voralfred Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:44 am
Since english-speaking people cannot seem to find the answer, here is one in French only untranslatable pun on: using ink to make bubbles/bulls (as in:papal bulls)
Human is as human does....Animals don't weep, Nine
CodeBlower
Shakespearean Groupie
Posts: 1760 Joined: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:27 amLocation: IL, USA
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by CodeBlower Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:34 pm
Cuz the author was color-blind.
"Budge up, yeh great lump." -- Hagrid, HP:SS
mccormack44
Grande Dame
Posts: 3951 Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:45 pmLocation: Columbia, Missouri
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by mccormack44 Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:26 am
Time enough.
tollbaby
anything but this ...
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by tollbaby Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:45 am
I wondered that myself when I saw you still posting as I logged off for the night.
And what manner of jackassery must we put up with today? ~ Danae, Non Sequitur
mccormack44
Grande Dame
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by mccormack44 Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:52 am
Because it tastes good and is easy to get.
tollbaby
anything but this ...
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by tollbaby Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:54 am
Because you have much knowledge to share.
And what manner of jackassery must we put up with today? ~ Danae, Non Sequitur
mccormack44
Grande Dame
Posts: 3951 Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:45 pmLocation: Columbia, Missouri
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by mccormack44 Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:29 am
Because they are loaded with fat.
tollbaby
anything but this ...
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by tollbaby Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:55 am
Because Mother Nature lies. While smiling and stabbing you in the back. Seriously.
And what manner of jackassery must we put up with today? ~ Danae, Non Sequitur
PolarisDiB
Scholar
Posts: 716 Joined: Sat Jul 01, 2006 3:29 pmLocation: Anywhere, USA
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by PolarisDiB Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:25 pm
'Cause you did have them on, you just need another prescription.
My house is dilapidated with my thoughts
CodeBlower
Shakespearean Groupie
Posts: 1760 Joined: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:27 amLocation: IL, USA
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by CodeBlower Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:32 pm
Because somebody forgot to tell you.
"Budge up, yeh great lump." -- Hagrid, HP:SS
tollbaby
anything but this ...
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by tollbaby Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:45 pm
Maybe because they're not accustomed to seeing a blue-skinned man
Why didn't I think ahead to buy myself a diet coke while I was at the store???
And what manner of jackassery must we put up with today? ~ Danae, Non Sequitur
gollum
Coveter of the Ring
Posts: 1817 Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:21 amLocation: Australia
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by gollum Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:14 pm
Because you secretly lusted after the full sugar/caffeine variety (such restraint
)
Why am I at the computer instead of enjoying the outdoors on my day-off?
tollbaby
anything but this ...
Posts: 6827 Joined: Sun Mar 09, 2003 11:03 amLocation: Ottawa, Ontario
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by tollbaby Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:08 pm
because you're addicted
(regular coke? Gross, dude, seriously. ICK.)
Why do I keep falling for guys who live over 500 (or in this case 3,000) miles away from me? *le sigh*
And what manner of jackassery must we put up with today? ~ Danae, Non Sequitur
mccormack44
Grande Dame
Posts: 3951 Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:45 pmLocation: Columbia, Missouri
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by mccormack44 Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:30 pm
Because "Distance makes the heart grow fonder."
CodeBlower
Shakespearean Groupie
Posts: 1760 Joined: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:27 amLocation: IL, USA
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by CodeBlower Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:11 pm
Because the you have too much fun reading what everybody's doing on here ...
"Budge up, yeh great lump." -- Hagrid, HP:SS
wolfspirit
MST3K
Posts: 3048 Joined: Sat Nov 08, 2003 12:39 pm
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by wolfspirit Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:34 pm
Goose. (Duck, Duck, Goose, obviously a combination of opposites)
mccormack44
Grande Dame
Posts: 3951 Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:45 pmLocation: Columbia, Missouri
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by mccormack44 Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:43 pm
Because your brain is too busy.
gollum
Coveter of the Ring
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by gollum Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:35 pm
Because outside is really, really big...and sometimes I forget, and turn my heater off - sorry about that
Why do 'bent penny's' always turn up, not down?
EDIT: fixed grammar errors (I hope)
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Greabo Girl
Methuselah's Child
Posts: 2723 Joined: Sun Nov 07, 2004 1:40 pmLocation: My wardrobe hiding from the evil wombles
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by Greabo Girl Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:38 pm
Because the mole people turn their penny magnets off at that exact moment.
When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes a-runnin'.
laurie
Spelling Mistress
Posts: 8164 Joined: Sat Jul 17, 2004 2:52 amLocation: The part of New York where "flurries" means 2 feet of snow to shovel
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by laurie Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:52 pm
Biscuit Eater's bubblegum
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." -- Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
wolfspirit
MST3K
Posts: 3048 Joined: Sat Nov 08, 2003 12:39 pm
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by wolfspirit Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:59 pm
Because your location says you live where flurries is where you get two feet of snow. And they keep predicting flurries.
laurie
Spelling Mistress
Posts: 8164 Joined: Sat Jul 17, 2004 2:52 amLocation: The part of New York where "flurries" means 2 feet of snow to shovel
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by laurie Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:05 pm
Because your college channels Ben Franklin ("Early to bed....")
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." -- Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
mccormack44
Grande Dame
Posts: 3951 Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:45 pmLocation: Columbia, Missouri
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by mccormack44 Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:10 am
No, I was watching the cat chase something.
KeE
Scholar
Posts: 688 Joined: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:31 pmLocation: Skien, Norway
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by KeE Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:32 pm
No, it was dogging something else.
It is written.
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(regular coke? Gross, dude, seriously. ICK.)
