GAME: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Thread

Hunter B · Post by **Hunter B** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:48 am

Because they don't tend to build their own computers nor play the proper instrument.

Why didn't the first space shuttles have toilets?

Sean Whitton · Post by **Sean Whitton** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:57 pm

Because they wanted to see the astronauts try and hold it for several days.

Why did they bother adding them later?

Post by **laurie** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:55 pm

Sally Ride made them do it.

Who is Sally Ride?

Sean Whitton · Post by **Sean Whitton** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 4:12 pm

Someone in your imagination.

Did she ride a bike?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 6:31 pm

No, she rode "The Pillar of Hell."

Do you like to ride a bicycle?

Kilgore Trout · Post by **Kilgore Trout** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:02 pm

Beats riding STS-51-L. (By the way Sally Ride is alive and well, having not been on that mission.)

What child is this?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:34 pm

A Martian baby.

Does KT (or anyone else) know Moonwulf's music?

Kilgore Trout · Post by **Kilgore Trout** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:46 pm

No, but but I bet it sounds like the children of the night.

Corn? When did I eat corn?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:08 pm

The last time you had watermelon.

Why am I so sleepy?

Greabo Girl · Post by **Greabo Girl** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:38 am

*swaying a hypnotic looking chain in front of mccormak's eyes* No idea.

If shoes have soles (souls) does that mean they go to heaven when they die?

Sean Whitton · Post by **Sean Whitton** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:51 am

I'll find out pretty soon.

Do calculators go to heaven?

Greabo Girl · Post by **Greabo Girl** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:19 pm

No, they go to 7734!

Where does Limbo come into all this?

Post by **laurie** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:56 pm

Low - as low as you can go.

How many M & Ms are in the candy dish?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:26 pm

Not enough to satisfy my hunger.

How high is the sky?

tollbaby · Post by **tollbaby** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 11:55 pm

sky-high!

How many licks *does* it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?

Kilgore Trout · Post by **Kilgore Trout** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 11:50 pm

One, if followed by a bite!

What would Colonel Sanders think about the name being changed to KFC?

nzilla · Post by **nzilla** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 1:32 am

He gave me an opinion once, but he said that it was only an initial one, so I shouldn't put too much stock in it.

Is there any way of making cellular division more enjoyable?

ausfi · Post by **ausfi** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:21 am

Put some more colour into it and a tiiny weeny bit of sugar.

Is there any way of seeing to it that children can be children a bit longer

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:31 am

Avoid feeding them "brain food," spoil them to death, and DON'T blame me for the results.

How can I design my stitchery when I don't have access to my computer?

daetara · Post by **daetara** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 3:22 pm

use a hamster.

what's the meaning of life?

extra points if you get the right answer...and know what it's from...

Post by **laurie** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:02 pm

Depends on whose life, but for many of the folks here, I believe the answer is "42".

Have I read that book?

violetblue · Post by **violetblue** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:46 pm

At least 42 times.

But what does that mean?

tollbaby · Post by **tollbaby** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:32 am

If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you.

Isn't that the dumbest answer ever?

nzilla · Post by **nzilla** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:06 am

Tequila fried in cement.

Why is that if same sex marriage were to be allowed it would be conferring a special privelege upon homosexuals, while currently there is perfect equality since both heterosexuals and homosexuals are allowed to marry members of the opposite sex?

Greabo Girl · Post by **Greabo Girl** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:39 pm

Because *.....intercepted.....*, obviously.

If DVDs are meant to be better than VHS, why can't we pause them in a certain place and then take them out?