GAME: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Thread

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:11 pm

Wrong-Way Corrigan.

Could enough monkeys with typewriters produce Shakespeare?

Kilgore Trout · Post by **Kilgore Trout** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:05 am

That is more likely than a bunch of Elizabethans with test tubes producing monkeys.

Who put the ram in the ramma-lamma-ding-dong?

Sean Whitton · Post by **Sean Whitton** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:44 am

Whoever had a grudge against this.

Who has a nose?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:01 pm

Clifford the Big Red Hound

Why does a rabbit have long ears?

Hunter B · Post by **Hunter B** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:13 pm

All the better to hear you with my dear *cackle**cackle*.

What's an overnight bag called in the day?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:05 am

An anachronism.

Why isn't someone arguing with me about my long posts?

Sean Whitton · Post by **Sean Whitton** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:05 am

Because it would be too long-winded to do so.

Why don't you use an avatar?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:36 am

Because I haven't found one that looks like Granny Clampett in a space suit.

Where would I find something like that?

Kilgore Trout · Post by **Kilgore Trout** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:56 am

The costume shop at the end of the universe.

How long is a moment?

Sean Whitton · Post by **Sean Whitton** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:49 pm

How ever long is convenient for the person using it as an excuse.

How long is an instant?

Greabo Girl · Post by **Greabo Girl** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:21 pm

2.16 1/2 cm... pi.

What does Santa do when it's not Christmas?

Post by **laurie** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:10 pm

He's a showdancer at the Las Vegas Hilton.

Does Mrs. Claus shop at Victoria's Secret?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:42 pm

More likely at the Vermont Country Store.

Why are we talking Christmas in June?

Greabo Girl · Post by **Greabo Girl** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:31 am

Because it's only 6 odd months away!

hehe, that reminds me of when I went on holiday toGreece one July and on the plane the hostess said on the intercom "Only 100 days till Christmas. Start shopping now" and these other air hostesses came out with bags of stuff for people to buy...

When is the perfect time to start Christmas shopping.

Kilgore Trout · Post by **Kilgore Trout** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:33 am

Anytime, when you're Father Christmas!

Have you been good this year?

Sean Whitton · Post by **Sean Whitton** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:32 pm

No idea.

Have you aquired a custom title?

Hunter B · Post by **Hunter B** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:59 pm

Only if two plus two equals eleven.

What do you do to an annoying little elf that's lost it's way?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:11 pm

Direct to the Fairies at the Bottom of the Garden.

Speaking of elves, do you REALLY think Frodo should look more handsome than Legolas?

Sean Whitton · Post by **Sean Whitton** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:43 pm

Does it matter?

Should I have answered with a question?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:51 pm

Not required and not forbidden.

Did you think you were participating in a different topic?

Sean Whitton · Post by **Sean Whitton** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:56 pm

Nope.

Did you?

Hunter B · Post by **Hunter B** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:39 pm

Everytime a poster strays a bunny gets put in a stew.

Xy: 1) Not supposed to answer with a question (unless it's seriously funny). After all, that's why we started the Questions Only thread. 2) You were doing so well in your posting, but now you're falling back into that buzzkill incredible terseness, try to do your best to monitor that, for all of us. After all, these games are far more fun when we have clever, creative posts to respond to.

Why would anyone ever want to turn into a snake?

Sean Whitton · Post by **Sean Whitton** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:42 am

Hey - I'm far less imaginative than everyone else on here

So they can slither under doors and steal cake.

Why would anyone want to be a rat?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:53 am

Because they're over fond of 30s gangster movies, Jimmy Cagne, George Raft, and Humphrey Bogart.

Why is everything in color these days?

Sean Whitton · Post by **Sean Whitton** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:07 am

Because a surprising number of us have developed colour vision.

Why don't people bother using flags very often?