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So write your own. That's how I got Brad to switch series (although that was not my purpose).
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Jerk: Scotty, go do something, you'd think you were in love with those engines by now.
*Jerk beams aboard the romancian shipto ummm...never mind*
Scotty: Damn it, Doesn't he realize my real name isn't Scotty? Fer crying out loud, we've been working together fer years now.
Spock: You should remember that Jerk is a higly illogical being, and names will not penetrate his skull.
Scotty: Aren't you supposed to be drunk by now?
Spock: Illogical humans.
*Spock leaves*
Scotty: Whatever. Just me and my babies, I mean my engines. You like it when daddys here, don't you...

*scene end*
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Xyrael wrote:I'd much rather have TNG. Humph. (jk)
Regular TNG, or Mirror Mirror TNG ?

We have multiple ST universes and sub-genres to choose from.
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Brad wrote:
Xyrael wrote:I'd much rather have TNG. Humph. (jk)
Regular TNG, or Mirror Mirror TNG ? :deviate:
Bah humbug. Xyrael needs to learn about how the original series was teh best one.

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Image from "All Our Yesturdays" for TOS buffs:

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Mariette Hartley was hawt ... I can hardly blame Spock for gettin ornery. I'd have done the same, and more ! :thumb:

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tollbaby wrote:almost makes me wish I was on Laurie's team ;)
Everybody's welcome to join, Tollbaby. :D
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no point duplicating efforts ;)
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(my terrible admission ... I add more to laurie's cause than brad's when adding books ...)
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Admitting you have a problem is the first step in getting help.
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Who said it was a problem? or that I was going to recieve any 'help'?
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/me pencils RB an appt with agonizer booth #3, for tomorrow at 2pm, and mails him an appointment card reminder. ;)
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raptor_bob wrote:Who said it was a problem? or that I was going to recieve any 'help'?
Friends forever, r_b ! :lol:
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laurie wrote:Friends forever, r_b ! :lol:
Even after he called it a "terrible admission" that he contributes more Romance?

Then again, it's nighttime over there, so it was a nocturnal admission. Might not count.
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No relation to nocturnal emission, right ?

/me heaps more friendly abuse on RB. ;)
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Brad wrote:No relation to nocturnal emission, right ?
No, of course not. What kind of pervert to you think I am? :wink:


(/me has a feeling he's about to find out what kind.)
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Romance: 5252 {+2}
SciFi: 5005 {+6}

GENRE: Star Trek TNG {Mirror Mirror Universe}
[Rated PG-13]
Spoiler: show
Geordie: Entering the Neutral Zone ...

Warg: Captain, the Romancians are decloaking !

{The Romancian Bird of Prey lets loose with it's psychic superweapon ... a massive wave of coruscating pink energy envelops the Enterprise}

Picard: {boing}
Riker: {boing}
Warg: {boing} SNARL !!
Data: {metallic 'bing'}
Ro: {moan}
Geordie: {boing}
Troi: {moan}

Picard: {intercom} Guinnan ... meet me in my Ready Room, on the double !
Guinnan: {intercom} I'll be there, Jean Luc ... I have a ‘thang’ fuh bald men. I wanna run my hands all over ovah that Borg scar on ya noggin.
Picard: {intercom} I’d say you’ve overdue for a guinnancological exam.
Guinnan: {intercom} Oooh, a funny guy, eh ? I’m looking forward to beating that sense of humor outta ya, chrome dome. Yew sure you can handle a 300 yr old animal like me ?

Troi: {to Riker} Oh Wil, how I’ve missed you. Kiss me, Imzadi !
Riker: {shoving her away} Sorry, Zee ... I’ve got a hot date on the holodeck.
Troi: {sobs}
Geordie: Wait for me, Riker ... I’ve got a hot date on the holodeck too.
Data: {to Troi} Pardon me, Counsellor, but perhaps I may be of service. I’m fully functional ... versed in multiple techniques.
Troi: {brightening} Yes ... yes, you’ll do nicely. I dont sense any emotions from you at all ... that’ll be a new experience for me !

Ro: {shoves Warg against security console, and snarls} I like men who are as bitchy as I am ... and the facial ridges really do it for me.
Warg: {snarls} I have ridges in LOTS of places, Ensign. I should warn you - Klingon sex can be very painful.
Ro: Bring it on, dog-face. I’m going to chew you up and spit out the bones !
Warg: {snarls}
Ro: {snarls}

{entrance to holodeck}
Riker: Computer, run program “Minuette Oneâ€
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Kilgore Trout wrote:What kind of pervert to you think I am? :wink:


(/me has a feeling he's about to find out what kind.)
Correction: We found out what kind of pervert Brad is. :shock:
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Kilgore Trout wrote:
Kilgore Trout wrote:What kind of pervert to you think I am? :wink:


(/me has a feeling he's about to find out what kind.)
Correction: We found out what kind of pervert Brad is. :shock:
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I forgot to include Ensign Barclay in that last scene ... oh well. :P

{edit} Ok, I squeezed in a quick pair of obscure Barclay references.
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We've known for a loooooong time what kind of pervert Brad is.

Billy Jean told all...... :wink:
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I thought we already KNEW what kind of pervert BRAD was.....
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Brad wrote:
Xyrael wrote:I'd much rather have TNG. Humph. (jk)
Regular TNG, or Mirror Mirror TNG ?

We have multiple ST universes and sub-genres to choose from.
Not really sure of the difference, but thanks for your latest offering...
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laurie wrote:Billy Jean told all...... :wink:
Between Fifi and Billy-Jean, I know far to muchabotuwhat kind of pervertBrad is...or was, at least.

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yeah, he's getting on up there... it's getting to be too much for him to hoist Billie Jean up on those hooks...
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Xyrael wrote:
Brad wrote:
Xyrael wrote:I'd much rather have TNG. Humph. (jk)
Regular TNG, or Mirror Mirror TNG ?

We have multiple ST universes and sub-genres to choose from.
Not really sure of the difference, but thanks for your latest offering...
See, that's why you have to watch TOS, so that you understand what the "Mirror, Mirror" reference means. :P

I'll leave it to you to google ...
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