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Post by Sean Whitton »

If only they did.

Do lightbulbs hate you?
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Post by Greabo Girl »

Lightbulb does (heheheh)


Does grass eat people?
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Post by Sean Whitton »

Ever experienced it?

Do plants hate us really?
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Post by Greabo Girl »

Course they do. Stoopid plants...


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Post by Sean Whitton »

WHEN I SAY SO. END OF.

Why will the world end?
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Post by Greabo Girl »

Cos everything ends.


Why are spoons called spoons?
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Post by Sean Whitton »

So Kvetch can be obsessed with spoons.

Why are forks forky?
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Post by Greabo Girl »

All the better to prod you with.


What about knives?
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What about them?

What about coffee spoons?
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Post by Greabo Girl »

mmmm coffee spoons!


Wait, what about those penguin bars?
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Post by Sean Whitton »

Not important.

Why have you come back to us?
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Post by Greabo Girl »

My dear Xy-baby, I never left (and never will mwahahahaha)

Do purple elves discriminate against green elves?
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Post by Sean Whitton »

I've never met any.

Do pixies discriminate against nixies?
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Post by Greabo Girl »

Pshaw, stupid nixies and their... *ahem* nope-y


Did I just make an alusion to me being a pixie?
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Post by Sean Whitton »

What?!

Is quoting the spawn of Brad?
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Brad spawed? Jesus, no one told me. I thought we'd prevented him from reproducing with those funny blue pills...




Is frog spawn like cavier(sp)?
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Post by Sean Whitton »

I don't know.

Is ; better than two seperate sentences?
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Post by Greabo Girl »

Ummm, sure-o.


Are drugs really THAT bad?
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Post by Sean Whitton »

Absolutely.

Does werfnjie mean anything?
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Post by Greabo Girl »

Same a mgfekhj.



Is a saw a good substitute for a dodgeball?
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Post by Sean Whitton »

Only if you're you.

Would it be sensible to throw a penguin out of a window?
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Post by Kilgore Trout »

Yes, if the penguin was about to explode.


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Post by Hunter B »

The bears.



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Post by Kilgore Trout »

Play "hot potato" with penguins.


Why is Yoda green?
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Post by Hunter B »

His mother was a hamster, and his father was (and smelt of) an elderberry.



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