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by laurie » Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:07 pm
Only during months that end in "Y".
Are we there yet?
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by Sean Whitton » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:48 am
*annoyed silence*
Was that an appropriate answer?
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by Greabo Girl » Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:17 pm
Stop using that as a question! Any answer is an appropriate answer in this thread, anyway.
Do policemen have feelings?
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by Sean Whitton » Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:22 pm
Yes.
Do soldiers have feelings?
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by Greabo Girl » Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:42 pm
Only the Welsh ones.
Was that a three and a half?
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by laurie » Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:19 pm
No, it was a two and three-quarters.
How many teenage boys can fit into a Volkswagon?
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by Greabo Girl » Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:54 pm
13 and a half.
Why is no one ever online (on IM)when I'm awake?
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by Echus Cthulhu Mythos » Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:00 pm
You are wrong!
Are you calling me a nobody?
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by Greabo Girl » Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:29 am
Yes.
Is it not true?
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by Sean Whitton » Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:07 pm
It is 42. (I'm a poet and I don't know it!)
Is it not false?
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by Echus Cthulhu Mythos » Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:35 pm
No. It is not.
Why do double negatives rock?!
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by Sean Whitton » Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:37 pm
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!! DOUBLE NEGATIVES ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do I hate things like double negatives so much?
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by Echus Cthulhu Mythos » Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:31 pm
Because you don't not hate them.
Why does Othello use lots of double negatives in Othello?
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by Sean Whitton » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:34 am
Because he, like you, loves them dearly.
At first glance, do +ve and -ve really mean positive and negative?
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by Greabo Girl » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:42 pm
Yellow mellow, man.
Is 'RUSHING LINESMAN!!!' considered a swearword when shouted loudly in the middle of a pub whilst watching footie?
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by Sean Whitton » Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:15 pm
I have no idea, I hate football. And why were you in a public house?
A 'hearty' beer is just a way to make you buy one. Agree?
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by Greabo Girl » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:37 pm
Nopie, it's just free alcohol!
IS that a pea under the mattress?
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by Sean Whitton » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:47 pm
What colour is it?
Are you a princess for asking that?
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by Echus Cthulhu Mythos » Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:54 am
Yes. Bow down and worship her.
Why haven't you paid her homage yet?
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by laurie » Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:09 am
He can't be bothered to look up "homage" in a dictionary.
Where is the snow falling tonight?
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by Echus Cthulhu Mythos » Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:15 am
In New York I'd imagine.
Need someone to clear your driveway?
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by Sean Whitton » Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:41 pm
Don't care - laurie just insulted my vocabulary!
Why did she do that?
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by Echus Cthulhu Mythos » Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:35 pm
Because you have a reputation for asking what something means without looking it up.
Are reputations all they are cracked up to be?
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by Greabo Girl » Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:16 pm
DUH!
Is there any way to hack Xyrael's comp and make the homepage Dictionary.com?
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by Sean Whitton » Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:22 am
My network is so secure you can't even ping it!
Ping or pong?
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