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nzilla
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by nzilla Tue Nov 01, 2005 7:38 am
Because running the municipal government is the ghost of Franz Kafka.
Ever since I started equating correlation with causality, violent crime has fallen 58%.
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by Sean Whitton Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:15 pm
Something very confused.
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by Hunter B Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:29 pm
Too prudish
How many cokes could a woodchuck chug if a woodchuck could chug coke?
"Explanation is not an escape from suffering."
Echus Cthulhu Mythos
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by Echus Cthulhu Mythos Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:32 pm
Unable to compute.
The penis mighter than the sword.
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by Hunter B Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:34 pm
SOmewhere where the rotten ogres couldn't get me, and where I could drink oolong whenever I wished.
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by Echus Cthulhu Mythos Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:36 pm
It doesn't. A person does.
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by Hunter B Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:38 pm
The sun has already risen in Japan, Mexico, and Las Vegas.
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by Echus Cthulhu Mythos Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:41 pm
Personally, I have a black and withered interior. But a kiwifruit is green (or gold).
The penis mighter than the sword.
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by Hunter B Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:54 pm
The greasier one.
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Greabo Girl
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by Greabo Girl Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:46 am
When I do maths
What's the name James Blunt mean in cockney rhyming slang?
When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes a-runnin'.
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by Echus Cthulhu Mythos Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:55 am
Something humourous I hope.
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by Hunter B Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:15 am
If you can ascend to the throne of Oblivion in the next 3.2 hours.
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by Echus Cthulhu Mythos Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:18 am
At the gun turrets.
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by Echus Cthulhu Mythos Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:26 am
Because I drew them.
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by Hunter B Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:31 am
To prove popcorn can cost more than $7/ bucket.really in a chocolate covered cherry?
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by Sean Whitton Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:47 am
A raspberry with cherry flavouring, because it's cheaper.
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Greabo Girl
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by Greabo Girl Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:43 am
No. Never. It's against the laws of everything and there's a passage devoted to it in the bible. Leave rasberries and cherries well away from eachother!
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by Sean Whitton Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:15 pm
Because your parents bought it for you one xmas, thinking you were suddenly becoming politically aware.
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Echus Cthulhu Mythos
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by Echus Cthulhu Mythos Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:23 pm
I have a morbid fear of people named Tony.
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Greabo Girl
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by Greabo Girl Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:53 pm
Sheffield. I don't care if it's a city...
When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes a-runnin'.
laurie
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by laurie Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:29 pm
Frank was using your bed as a trampoline on New Year's Eve.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." -- Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
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by Greabo Girl Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:33 pm
Putting on a spandex super hero suit before hand.
When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes a-runnin'.
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by Sean Whitton Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:20 pm
Yes, and do it again for their animal testing.
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Greabo Girl
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by Greabo Girl Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:39 am
Ask the last bloke who tried to, he's now known as 'undead horde #12546'
When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes a-runnin'.
