I spotted it toe, but refrained from toeing the whistle out of decency.
/ye pinktoe corpse
HUMOR: Toe Toe-rture (pun alert)
Moderator: Ghost
I don't know about Intoenational laws, but here in New York the National Date Line laws say you have toe be at least 17 yrs old ... otoerwise they'll toes your ass in the slammer.
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Kahrey
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Aunflin! 
I could so see you sitting in your little computer chair with the little surfer dude movements and in that type of voice saying, "This toe thing is toetally toeturous, man!"
Toe sorry, ignore me!
I could so see you sitting in your little computer chair with the little surfer dude movements and in that type of voice saying, "This toe thing is toetally toeturous, man!" Toe sorry, ignore me!
"Life is trial and error. Those who succeed are those who survive their failures and keep trying." - LE Modesitt, Jr.
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mccormack44
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Toe-morrow, and toe-morrow, and toe-morrow,
Claws in this petty pace from day toe day,
Toe the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yestoedays have lighted foots
The way to digit death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow; a poor pedal,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Toed by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Claws in this petty pace from day toe day,
Toe the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yestoedays have lighted foots
The way to digit death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow; a poor pedal,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Toed by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
{Comic book excerpt}
Sales figures for the above comic book have been toeriffic, BTW.{Clong enters a nearby shoe store, and exits moments later as his superpowered alterego ... Toeman !}
TOEMAN: Stop right there, Dr. Tinea. Your nefarious plan toe sabtoebage the production plants of various makers of athletes foot spray, and intoeduce a genetically engineered Ebola based sub-strain of Foot Fungus instead, is doo000oomed toe failure !
{insert gratoetous double biceps pose here}
DR. TINEA: You'll never take me alive, Toeman. My escape routoe is already well plantar'd.
TOEMAN: There's no escaping the big foot of the law, Tinea. Give it up, or face the full unfettoered might of my Kryptoenian big toe.
{switches to a hands-on-hips abdominal & quadricep flex}
DR. TINEA: no ... no ... No ... NO ... it's can't end like this ... not when I'm so close toe inflicting ultoemite pantoemonium !
{Toeman attacks}
DR. TINEA: AieeeeeEEEEE !!!
TOEMAN: Let this be a lesson toe eviltoers everwhere. Break the law, and Toeman will stomp on you, prontoe.
BYSTANDER: Can I have your autoegraph, Toeman ?
TOEMAN: Why certoenly ...
{places toe-print on the bystander's well-worn copy of Toeman issue #27}
TOEMAN: Up up and toeway !!! {bounds off, intoe the clouds overhead}
